In a landmark legal case, the notorious Son of Man and Messiah is to sue his boss in the European Courts for failure to provide a safe work environment.
In a press statement, our saviour explained that he felt that his employer could have done more to prevent his sufferings on the cross, and that the ‘excuse’ of his employer – that it was necessary that the rest of us sinners may gain immortal life – was simply not satisfactory.
The crux of the case is that although the alleged incidents occurred in about 3AD in Israel, as God constitutes the Past, the Present and the Future, is omnipotent and is Alpha to Omega then it is effectively the same as the events having happened in present day Europe. Parallel actions are being taken in the Americas, and in Australia and New Zealand.
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