Home Secretary Supports Burglars

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

UK – Charles ‘Kneecapper’ Clarke the Home Secretary announced that the law on the amount of force householders can use against burglars will not be changed, despite tory whinging.

The home secretary said: “I have concluded that the current law is sound but needs to be Continue reading “Home Secretary Supports Burglars”

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Yushchenko’s Victory as fake as the other guys

Viktor Yushchenko
Viktor Yushchenko

Ukraine – Victorious Viktor Yushchenko’s victory in recent elections is probably the result of the most potent forms of electoral fraud; the use of corrupt observers, says an independent analyst today.

Professor Raga Malakosha of the University of Calcutta decried the use of observers in the election. Continue reading “Yushchenko’s Victory as fake as the other guys”

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UK Religious leaders get ready to stand up for God

Rowan Williams
Rowan Williams

UK – British Church leaders were bracing themselves for the inevitable backlash from people disillusioned with religion following the recent catastrophe in South East Asia, C of E leaders said today.

In a desperate attempt to get themselves in the paper, Catholic and Anglican leaders Continue reading “UK Religious leaders get ready to stand up for God”

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