I am going to rob a bank tomorrow, dressed as a clown, wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
I will be carrying a goat with a dildo up my ass and a tin of white Dulux.
In the bank the goat is going to suck me off and I will throw the paint over the walls whilst shouting, “Big Fat Piss flaps”.
Once I get the cash I am going to shit on the floor and escape in a van shaped like a big pink cock!
Now Lets see Crime Watch reconstruct that fucker.