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I am going to rob a bank tomorrow, dressed as a clown, wearing a thong and nipple tassels.

I will be carrying a goat with a dildo up my ass and a tin of white Dulux.

In the bank the goat is going to suck me off and I will throw the paint over the walls whilst shouting, “Big Fat Piss flaps”.

Once I get the cash I am going to shit on the floor and escape in a van shaped like a big pink cock!

Now Lets see Crime Watch reconstruct that fucker.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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