So Jade Goody’s dead….That’s a Relief!

Jade Goody: This is how we all will remember her.

UK – Jade Goody has died at home at 03:14 GMT on Mother’s Day. Her body was taken out of her home shortly before 08:00.

So the chavie cunt is dead at last, and the rest of us can breath a collective sigh of relief and get on with our lives, except for Max Clifford and all the other fucking parasites that have been screwing Jade Goody and the sycophantic media who have been making a killing out of her death.

The trouble is that it is sad for her poor children, we actually do have some sympathy for them. But when the likes of Max Clifford gets involved with something, and the whole media machine gets involved, turning it into a media circus, with the media in full feeding frenzy. The whole thing becomes totally and utterly fucking nauseating.

Max Clifford shedding a tear for Jade Goody on television, is the last straw, he is crying because the money will stop rolling in. His cash cow is dead!

Particularly nauseating was the BBC reporting that Wanker Brown said he was “deeply saddened” by the news and described Goody as “a courageous woman both in life and death”.

“The whole country has admired her determination to provide a bright future for her children.

“She will be remembered fondly by all who knew her and her family can be extremely proud of the work she has done to raise awareness of cervical cancer, which will benefit thousands of women across the UK.”

What a fucking hypocritical cunt that wanker is. He only got involved to milk the publicity from it. He is currently running a also ran behind degenerative syphilis and anal herpes in the publicity stakes. The Cunt is involved because Max Clifford asked him too.

Phil Gould, associate editor of OK magazine, said: “Most women that I know who are in their 20s have now gone for smear tests or are trying to get smear tests because of what’s happened to Jade.”

Yeah from the fucking parasite who published an OK Jade Goody memorial edition – before she was even dead – Don’t worry a new one will hit the news stands on Monday morning. The same 2 million sick sad cunts who bought the first edition will dutifully tramp down to the paper shops and buy the second edition in faux concern. Morbid fascination more fucking like.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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