50,000 Ain’t Zero and You Promised Zero Obama!

Barak Obama
Barack Obama

US – Okay it was not hard to be seen as the anti war candidate when the opposing candidate is a warmonger who wanted to wage war in the Middle East at least for the next century. Nevertheless many voted for Barack Obama last November because they thought he would pull the troops out of Iraq. Didn’t Obama tell us all if he were elected that he’d Continue reading “50,000 Ain’t Zero and You Promised Zero Obama!”

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Obama to Bill GI’s for Combat Injuries!

Wounded US veterans
Wounded US veterans

USA – Just to prove beyond any doubt that Barack Obama is just another corrupt American politician. News is coming in that Barack Obama wants to bill GI’s for combat injuries sustained during their service of the United States.

The mean and sick scheme came Continue reading “Obama to Bill GI’s for Combat Injuries!”

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Pope Paedophile XVI commits another war crime against the African people

Hey you fuck-wits if you do not want AIDS then put a condom on your willy
Hey you fuck-wits if you do not want AIDS then put a condom on your willy

Cameroon – Once again the Prince of Paedophiles, has committed yet another in a long line of war crimes against the African people.

Pope Paedophile XVI claimed that aids was “a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even Continue reading “Pope Paedophile XVI commits another war crime against the African people”

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It’s OK To Cash In On Jade’s Death!

Expect the updated version when she actually dies.
Expect the updated version when she actually dies.

UK – The chavie cunt is not even dead yet but already the cashing in on the non event has already begun. Led by OK Magazine.

The gutter press, like the Scum, the Mirror and even that Tory women’s rag the Daily Nazi is full of her last few hours.

Who fucking cares? There is much more important news Continue reading “It’s OK To Cash In On Jade’s Death!”

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Jealous Jordan to contract Terminal Cancer!

Peter and Jordan in happier times
Peter and Jordan in happier times

UK – Sad celebrity slapper Jordan who is also known as Katie Price is so jealous of all the Media attention that Jade Goody is getting in the run up to her sad death from cancer that she is to search the world to find a Doctor who would be willing to inject Continue reading “Jealous Jordan to contract Terminal Cancer!”

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Gary Glitter and Jonathan King to Open Michael Jackson’s O2 Gigs

Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter and Jonathan King
Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter and Jonathan King

UK – In another the Bastard exclusive, we bring you the shock news that American superstar Michael Jackson has engaged disgraced pop stars’ Gary Glitter and Jonathan King to Open his 50 gig run at London’s O2 Arena. Continue reading “Gary Glitter and Jonathan King to Open Michael Jackson’s O2 Gigs”

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NATO’s soft and vulnerable underbelly attacked again

The wreckage of a previous attack on NATO's supply lines
The wreckage of a previous attack on NATO’s supply lines

Pakistan – Pro-Taliban fighters have attacked NATO’s vulnerable supply line in the second attack in two days. The Vehicles bound for US-led forces stationed in Afghanistan, according to Pakistan police.

In the latest assault, Pro-Taliban Continue reading “NATO’s soft and vulnerable underbelly attacked again”

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We Haven’t Had A McCann Story Recently

Kate and Gerry McCann
Kate and Gerry McCann

UK – Kate and Gerry McCann have not been in the news that much recently, jeez they really need to employ a new publicist! Well Max Clifford will be free soon as Jade Goody croaks and like the whole panorama concerning the McCann family, the declining health of Jade Goody is yet more media overkill. Continue reading “We Haven’t Had A McCann Story Recently”

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Over A Thousand Cops Are Convicted Criminals!

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Bent cops is what you expect when the home Secretary is openly fiddling her expenses.

While back I remember cringing when Dr Sean Gabb the director of the Libertarian Alliance went on BBC radio stating that all the police were good for was giving each other funny handshakes and shooting innocent people. But then there was a press release from the Liberal Democrats issued by home affairs spokesman Chris Huhne MP. Okay Chris Huhne is not my favourite Lib Dem politician but that is not the point here, the point is that, over a thousand serving police officers have criminal convictions worse still that many of those convictions are for violent offences. Continue reading “Over A Thousand Cops Are Convicted Criminals!”

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Its Hammer Time!

The BNP's Tony Ward after the Hammer attack
The BNP’s Tony Ward after the Hammer attack

Last night at a BNP fundraiser in Greater Manchester a BNP activist was attacked with a hammer. Okay one should not condone such actions but one must also remark damn somebody is politically passionate. Other than in Northern Ireland you do not see such passion and angst in the political arena, which is surprising I mean you are always hearing from the politically disgruntled that people are angry. Well if the masses are so angry why is it not hammer time for more politicians? Continue reading “Its Hammer Time!”

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