Separated at Birth: Ian Brady Ian Duncan Smith

Separated at birth Ian Brady and Iain Duncan Smith
Separated at birth Ian Brady and Iain Duncan Smith

Separated at Birth: Ian Brady Ian Duncan Smith One is a reviled child killer. The Other a beloved Tory who brings blessed relief to sick and lame.

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Using Solar Energy as a means of storing power for later use by converting it to alcohol.

Sugarcane ethanol plant in Brazil
Sugarcane ethanol plant in Brazil

In Europe and America the production of alcohol from foods is well understood. In the USA some 25% of land is given over to growing food that is turned into fuel. The problem with fermenting foods is that it increases the price of food and causes starvation as a result. Continue reading “Using Solar Energy as a means of storing power for later use by converting it to alcohol.”

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Post Work Program Pogrom Blues – Part 3

3023UK – In the last instalment we dealt with the second interview. When I was first informed that I was being treated to the Post Work Program Pogrom. I joked that I would have to fill in yet another rapid reclaim.

Oh no I was reassured, by the signing on girl. You will have to do mandatory work and CV writing classes. Continue reading “Post Work Program Pogrom Blues – Part 3”

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Lest we forget: The Tories wanted Nelson Mandela dead.

The Federation of Conservative Students
The Federation of Conservative Students

UK – As Nelson Mandela hovers near death, the world, and most importantly the people of South Africa, wait. Nelson Mandela’s achievement in bringing about the peaceful end to apartheid in South Africa was little short of miraculous; he was in jail for Continue reading “Lest we forget: The Tories wanted Nelson Mandela dead.”

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Reform of Local Taxation: A Poisoned Chalice?

The poll tax riot on Saturday, 31 March 1990
The poll tax riot on Saturday, 31 March 1990

UK – It was the vexed question of the reform of the old Rates system that brought down former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher. Her chosen form of replacement for the rates was called the community charge. A Local taxation that applied to all electors of voting age. Continue reading “Reform of Local Taxation: A Poisoned Chalice?”

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Ed Miliband: An Apology

Ed Miliband
Ed Miliband

UK – Last Sunday The Bastard ran a story where we alleged that the Blue Labor™ leader Ed Miliband had been rushed into an exclusive Harley Street Clinic, in order to have a backbone inserted. Together with the possibility that should the backbone have taken, that there would be an attempt to implant a Continue reading “Ed Miliband: An Apology”

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Korean restaurant opens a Home Cooking Service

'Parks home cooking service, on its way to cook a special meal for David Cameron.
‘Parks home cooking service, on its way to cook a special meal for David Cameron.

UK – In another exclusive for the Bastard we reveal the opening of the latest thing in exclusive takeaway catering.

The Park family arrived in the UK three months ago, during the height of the phoney war between the two Korea’s. Living Continue reading “Korean restaurant opens a Home Cooking Service”

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Ed Miliband rushed to Exclusive Private Hospital for Major Surgery

Ed Miliband at the precise moment that was fisted by David Cameron.
Ed Miliband at the precise moment that was fisted by David Cameron.

UK – In a shock development last night, the Labour leader ED Miliband was rushed into an exclusive Harley street clinic, for major surgery.

The word is that Ed Miliband is to have a backbone implanted, to replace one that he had removed when he joined the Blue Labor™ section of the Labour party. Continue reading “Ed Miliband rushed to Exclusive Private Hospital for Major Surgery”

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