UK – As an unemployed person. Part of the problem is that Job centres and the work program and the new deal before it require you to apply for a certain number of jobs. No matter how unsuitable you are for that type of work.
As the lady said it is just box ticking. Both The LibCons and Labour are fooling the public into thinking that they are doing something about unemployment. Continue reading “Unemployment”
Scotland – Last night Scotland achieved a significant step forward in its quest for political maturity. At 01:32 Mrs Margaret McSwine, of Low town Edinburgh, passed away aged 109. The significance of the event is that she is the last remaining member of the Scottish Conservative party. Continue reading “Last Scottish Tory Dies! A Nation Celebrates!”
UK – In a bizarre twist we at the Bastard have received a letter from ‘Swindle, Underhand and Crook’ solicitors. Threatening legal action against the Bastard for defamation of the good name of Ian Brady, resident of Ashworth Hospital, Merseyside.
It has been a an odd week for me this week. Things started off badly when my parents found my school report. My bum is still sore from the beating that I got from dad for not having go an good reports from my teachers at school.