Terrifying new Zombie virus discovered up North!

A crowd of Zombies up north.
A crowd of Zombies up north.

UK – The Bastard has discovered that scientists from the CDC and Porton Down have discovered the existence of a whole new family of highly contagious viruses.

The team of medics descended on a popular and well known old peoples home in Berwick on Tweed dressed in their CDC and Continue reading “Terrifying new Zombie virus discovered up North!”

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Former Editor killed by Japanese whalers

Mr Ziggy Encaoua at the beach.
Mr Ziggy Encaoua at the beach.

Southern Ocean – It is with great regret we have to announce the death of one of our previous editors Ziggy Encaoua.

He was with the Bastard between 2007 and 2010. It true the Bastard tradition his incisive articles were both thoughtful and provocative in equal measure. Continue reading “Former Editor killed by Japanese whalers”

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Fukushima: What is the situation now?

The leaky water tanks at Fukushima
The leaky water tanks at Fukushima

Japan – As I understand it the situation in reactors 1, 2 and 3 is that all three reactor cores are or have burned their way through the containment vessel. The situation at reactor 4 is not as bad. As in the core has not actually melted down. Continue reading “Fukushima: What is the situation now?”

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ED Miliband finds his missing testicles!

3001UK – In a big political surprise Blue Labor™ leader Ed Miliband had a good rummage in his underpants and discovered that he really did have some testicles after all.

It was widely believed in the Westminster village that Ed Continue reading “ED Miliband finds his missing testicles!”

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Post Work Program / Voluntary work / wasted skills

Mark Hoban MP. That spot on his face has more honesty than he does.
Mark Hoban MP. That spot on his face has more honesty than he does.

UK – The text of an email that I sent to Mark Hoban MP the Minister of State for Employment

Hi Mark,

I am a hard working unemployed person, who has for the last 2 1/2 years has been volunteering at a Continue reading “Post Work Program / Voluntary work / wasted skills”

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