Councils to become the Ministry of Public Tranquillity

The Ministry of Public Tranquillity building in London.
The Ministry of Public Tranquillity building in London.

UK – In a further move to make the Disunited Kingdom a Tory Kleptomaniac one party police state, based on the Zimbabwe model. The Government is trying to force through the Anti-social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill, currently going through Parliament.

The bill seeks to remove the courts from the the process of keeping public order.

In a little known and part, the Ministry of Public Tranquillity, MI5, will be inserting officers into local council benefits offices. The officers will have the power to Sanction anyone who commit any offences against public tranquillity. A term so loosely defined that it includes teenagers, street preachers, buskers, peaceful protesters and other public gatherings.

The sanctions for offenders against Public Tranquillity will include, but are not limited to, the suspension of benefits, Housing transfers to sub standard housing, removal from their employment, black listing, taking their children into the care of the state for their own protection and sectioning for up to 6 months under the Mental Health Act 1983.

The Bastard caught up with the Home secretary Theresa May, she was wearing a black leather Basque and leather mini skirt and jack boots, whist practising cracking a bull whip, said, “Its really quite simple. The Plebs have nothing to fear. Like with all Public Tranquillity legislation. If you do not do anything wrong, then you have nothing to fear.”

She went on, “We have the most accountable Public Tranquillity officers force in the world, who can be relied on not to abuse Public Tranquillity powers.”

When we cited the Miners strike and the battle of the bean field, she said, sounding like just Mrs Thatcher and without a hint of irony, “That is exactly the sort of scum that this legislation is designed to control. Tory voters have a right not to be exposed to revolting rif raf.”

“You had better go now, Big Dave needs a good thrashing. Samantha won’t to it but I get a kick out of it. I love seeing him grovel.”

The Bastard says: Give the Pigs any powers and they will abuse them.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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