Buckingham Palace announces Tony Blair is to become the next Groom of the Stool

Groom of the Stool Tony Blair.
Groom of the Stool Tony Blair.

UK – This evening Buckingham Palace announced that following the resignation of John Major as Groom of the Stool. He will be replaced by former prime minister Tony Blair.

The former prime minister is ideally suited to the position Continue reading “Buckingham Palace announces Tony Blair is to become the next Groom of the Stool”

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The Rise of the Professional Transsexual

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Luke Anderson on Big Brother

UK – Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose! The travelling freak show did not end, it just moved into the television studios and morning television. PT Barnum would approve of what the likes of Jeremy Kyle, Robert Kilroy Silk and Jerry Springer have done to advance his baby.

We have unreality television programs dedicated to wastes of skin who flaunt their wealth, or lack of, and empty heads as if we are supposed to admire and wish to emulate them. The list is endless. Some examples include Jade Goody, Katie Hopkins and What fucking good are the kardassians? Etc. Continue reading “The Rise of the Professional Transsexual”

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CH4 is Guilty of State Sanctioned Child Abuse

James Turner Street, Birmingham.
James Turner Street, Birmingham.

UK – In a desperate attempt to butter up the Conservative government. TV Channel 4 has bought into the governments demonstration of the sick, disabled and unemployed agenda. Their offering is called, “Benefits Street.” A more dishonest or scurrilous piece of poverty Continue reading “CH4 is Guilty of State Sanctioned Child Abuse”

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Ariel Sharon’s life in one picture.

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The Sabra Sathila Massacre

Israeli Apartheid State –  This was the only peace that the War criminal Ariel Sharon brought to the state of Israel. Hauntingly similar to the pictures of dead Jews at Nazi concentration camps.

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American Justice 101

In the USA, You can buy the best justice that you can afford.
In the USA, You can buy the best justice that you can afford.

USA – For many years we in the Disunited Kingdom have been perplexed by what passes for justice in the Disunited States of America. US Laws and their interpretation via the courts seem arbitrary in the extreme.

We at the Bastard decided to have a look at the operation of the law in the United States with regard to certain crimes. Continue reading “American Justice 101”

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Ariel Sharon finally admits that he is Dead!

This cartoon should be Ariel Sharon's epitaph.
This cartoon should be Ariel Sharon’s epitaph.

Israeli Apartheid state – The long running dispute between Jehovah and Satan over what to do with Ariel Sharon has finally been resolved. As a result he has been formally allowed to shuffle off this mortal coil after eight years of living death, whilst in a coma.

The final deal was brokered by Continue reading “Ariel Sharon finally admits that he is Dead!”

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Chris Grayling and Michael Gove plan on the job training for state schools.

Chris Grayling: "My Penis is this big", Michael Gove: "Can I touch it?"
Chris Grayling: “My Penis is this big”, Michael Gove: “Can I touch it?”

UK – Conservative government ministers have announced that henceforth, there will be a curfew placed on all school aged children, requiring them to be in their homes by six o’ clock on school days.

In order to police this, G4S security men will roam the streets of all our major towns and Continue reading “Chris Grayling and Michael Gove plan on the job training for state schools.”

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Thoughts on the Mammalian Y chromosomes, the SRY gene and is extinction in some rodents.

Y_Chromosome_SS_011014_617x416[1]In normal mammalian reproduction, there are two chromosomes that determine sexual development Two X chromosomes force the foetus to development into a female, an X and a Y chromosomes forces the foetus to develop into a male. This is so blindingly simple that it precludes any thought about where this evolved from, and what went before.

In Birds, who are thought to be the direct descendants of the dinosaurs, there is also two chromosomes that determine sexual development. The Z and W chromosomes. In a reverse of the mamillion situation an Z and W chromosome forces the chick to develop into a female, and two Z chromosomes force the chick into becoming a male. Continue reading “Thoughts on the Mammalian Y chromosomes, the SRY gene and is extinction in some rodents.”

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Life mimics Art in Midsommer. John Nettles suspected!

The scene of the crime, Bosham, near Chichester.
The scene of the crime, Bosham, near Chichester.

UK – We are quite used to seeing the sleepy villages of in the county of Midsommer knee deep in dead bodies whilst John Nettles as the fictional detective DCI Tom Barnaby races round trying to solve the murders.

Now in a rare case, Life has Continue reading “Life mimics Art in Midsommer. John Nettles suspected!”

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