UK – This evening Buckingham Palace announced that following the resignation of John Major as Groom of the Stool. He will be replaced by former prime minister Tony Blair.
The former prime minister is ideally suited to the position because he is well known as an ass licker. Whenever a prominent person or corporation needs to feel more important they hire Tony Blair to do the public butt licking.
A spokesman for Prince Charles said, that the Prince was looking forward to having his bottom cleaned by silky tongued Blair. He really is a world class ass licker.
Calls to Tony Blair’s office to get a reaction were declined.