Is Festher McVey Britain’s Ilse Koch?

Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey
Separated at birth Ilse Koch and Fester McVey

UK – AT the Bastard we get lots of tips for news stories. This one that sounds so unlikely we had to publish it.

It appears that Festher McVey, the Minister of State for Employment, spends her constituency day at her local DWP sitting behind a one way Continue reading “Is Festher McVey Britain’s Ilse Koch?”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmidt and the Circus Showman

Iain Dummkopf Schmidt supervising the eviction of the social housing tenants
Iain Dummkopf Schmidt supervising the eviction of the social housing tenants

UK – For a long while, the government and Iain Dummkopf Schmidt have been worried by their utter failure to get disabled people off Job Seekers Allowance (JSA) and into what they call a proper job.

Several suggestions have been taken up by the Department for Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmidt and the Circus Showman”

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Flood Victims get A restraining order on King Dave Canute

Much Thrashing on the Marsh flooded for the last six weeks.
Much Thrashing on the Marsh flooded for the last six weeks.

UK – Following on the heels of King Dave Canutes pledge to visit all the flooded communities, the residents of one flooded community have gone to the high court to get a restraining order banning the hapless self publicist from visiting their community until the next election is called. Continue reading “Flood Victims get A restraining order on King Dave Canute”

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If a senior Tory Paedophile went to trial?

Our former Paedophile Prime Minister Edward Heath
Our former Paedophile Prime Minister Edward Heath

UK – Has anyone wondered what would happen if a former senior conservative minister was charged with historic paedophile offences. What would be the fallout? What would the effect be upon British politics and the next election.

The Conservative party is currently engaged in a campaign to canonise the late former Prime minister Margaret Thatcher. Continue reading “If a senior Tory Paedophile went to trial?”

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Royal Benefits Scroungers pose for photo opportunity

Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry  at a photo op.
Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry at a photo op.

UK – Royal benefits scroungers Prince William and Prince Harry have been sent to earn their massive state handouts by helping tackle the flooding. Their involvement was supposed to be secret, but representatives of the national press and the TV news crews were all there voraciously lapping up the tip bits being handed out from the top table. Sorry I mean photo opportunity. Continue reading “Royal Benefits Scroungers pose for photo opportunity”

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King Dave Canute orders the Thames to stop flooding!

David Canute ordering the floods to retreat.
David Canute ordering the floods to retreat.

UK –  After weeks of government inaction over the floods in the south west, where the Somerset levels are under water. Now when a single Conservative voter’s house gets flooded in Berkshire our beloved prime minister springs into action and declares that he is in charge and that he will stop the floods. Continue reading “King Dave Canute orders the Thames to stop flooding!”

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GCHQ helps US companies spy on British Company secrets.

GCHQ undermining UK businesses by passing commercial information to the CIA.
GCHQ undermining UK businesses by passing commercial information to the CIA.

UK – With all the furore surrounding Edward Snowden’s revelation about how GCHQ’s help is fundamental to the US intelligence gathering world wide it is easy to miss the fact that GCHQ hands over a lot of sensitive commercial information to the CIA. Continue reading “GCHQ helps US companies spy on British Company secrets.”

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Prisons Minister want’s to introduce Hotel charges

Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State, Minister for Prisons and Rehabilitation, Jeremy Wright MP
Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State, Minister for Prisons and Rehabilitation, Jeremy Wright MP

UK –  The Government’s drive to save money, and enrich their financial donors at any cost has risen to new heights, or should that be plummeted to new depths.

With the cost of keeping a prisoner in jail exceeding £40,000 per year. The ConDems want to find ways Continue reading “Prisons Minister want’s to introduce Hotel charges”

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Michael Gove to Replace Science with RE in the National Curriculum

Michael Gove reaching for our reporters flies during our interview.
Michael Gove reaching for our reporters flies during our interview.

UK – Conservative education minister Michael Gove is to announce further changes to the national curriculum this week. Out goes Physics, Chemistry and Biology to be replaced Biblical science.

The news comes out from comments made to a reporter for Continue reading “Michael Gove to Replace Science with RE in the National Curriculum”

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Is the CPS trying to discredit Rape and Child Abuse Victims so that the Senior Politicians can get away with their crimes?

Bryn Estyn children's home
Bryn Estyn children’s home

UK – Yesterday we had the acquittal of William Roache on charges of rape and indecent assault. This follows on from the acquittal of fellow Coronation Street actor Michael Le Vell being cleared of child sex offences in September and Andrew Lancel was cleared of child sex charges in June. Continue reading “Is the CPS trying to discredit Rape and Child Abuse Victims so that the Senior Politicians can get away with their crimes?”

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