UK – The Shaw Trust has now lost any trust that the sick and disabled might have had by becoming a wholly owned department of the DWP. Now that may seem a little bit of a harsh statement. Continue reading “The DWP and The Shaw Trust pushes Slavery for the ConDems!”
UK – It has been announced that a stand up comedian Buddy Hell is being sued for slander by a leading organisation dedicated to defending the reputation of the Philistines.
A spokesman ali al Ashkelon, a refugee from Gaza. Told us that Philistines are a cultured and peaceful people who are fed up with being constantly slandered by the people who came and stole their lands. Continue reading “Philistines threaten to sue over Javid comparison”
UK – Todays story is rather touching. When little Sophie Cameron, ages 6 and no relation, heard David Cameron on TV saying that Jesus had invented the big society. She decided to read her childrens bible and find out about this Jesus fellow and exactly what a big society was.
Some time later she came down from her room and asked her mum if it was Wonga.com that Jesus had thrown out of the temple. She also asked if David Cameron was going to close down Wonga like his hero Jesus did. Continue reading “David Cameron: Jesus was an Lazy Workless Bum and a Scrounger!”
UK – Yesterday was a disaster for the readers of the Daily
Thousands of distraught readers are appalled that the jury of seven men and five women took just 4 hours to reach a not guilty verdict on black man Nicky Jacobs. This was further compounded when they also threw out a verdict of not guilty of the manslaughter of PC Keith Blakelock. Continue reading “Nicky Jacobs Innocent: Daily Nazi readers Distraught!”
UK – The long running row over Culture secretary Maria Miller’s fraudulent parliamentary expenses claims has now reached a climax. She announced her resignation this morning.
In a letter to the Prime Minister, she said the controversy “has become a distraction from the vital work this government is doing”. Continue reading “Miller’s Resignation makes David Cameron look like a Complete Asshole!”
UK – In the wake of the parliamentary expenses scandal, the Prime Minister David Cameron has decided to promote Maria Miller to be the next Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice.
Cameron said that he was so impressed with her transparent honesty and sense of fair play when dealing with the scandalous allegations of fraudulently claiming parliamentary expenses on her parents house. That he felt that she would be the ideal person to become the new Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice in the upcoming reshuffle. She will also be revising the role of the parliamentary standards commissioner. Continue reading “Maria Miller to replace Chris Grayling as Justice Secretary”