Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!

A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone - The Conservative wet dream! Shafting the work-less beyond the Pale!
A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone – The Conservative wet dream! Shafting the work-less beyond the Pale!

UK – In another Scoop for the Bastard we can reveal that Boris Johnson is planning on declaring that he plans to create a new Capital Economic Zone, as the central plank of his bid for the leadership of the Conservative party.

He told us that the central problem with London was that there were just too many people living there. This is having a terrible effect on the cost of housing.

He plans to solve this problem by clearing the work-less out of the regions of South West, South East, London and East of England regions. To be known as the Capital Economic Zone or CEZ.

The Work-less will be forbidden from entering the Capital Economic Zone except to work or to attend an interview for work.

By moving the work-less from the CEZ will free up the former social housing for decent hard working taxpayers. Why should the work-shy have the benefit from the privileges of living within the CEZ?

By not having to support the work-sky will allow us to dramatically lower the taxes within the CEZ. This will have the effect of creating a near permanent Conservative majority in these regions.

The areas outside the CEZ are to be known as the Place All Losers Exist, or Pale for short…

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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