Is Blackcockitis responsible for White America’s Love of Guns?

The NRA prescription to cure Blackcockitis!
The NRA prescription to cure Blackcockitis!

USA – More than any other country in the world, the USA worships at the altar of the Gun. So much so that their constitution in the form of the second Amendment protects the right of Americans to bear arms.

There is much debate as to the original intentions of the second amendment to the constitution. But it was the child of the military disaster called the Battle of Wabash River and the founding fathers distrust of a large standing army.

It was also the product of times when the Native american Indians were the enemy as were the Black slaves in the south. The slave owners were terrified of the slaves revolting and killing their masters. Like they had in the former French colony of Saint-Domingue, or Haiti as it is now known.

Jumping forward to now and we have the National Rifle Association (NRA) jealously defending the right of everyone to own as many fully automatic weapons as their deluded imaginations think that they need in order to to defend themselves.

They have conceded a little, by allowing restrictions of the ownership of firearms to people with psychiatric illnesses and criminal convictions. An impartial observer might say that this is only because it works to the White America’s advantage.

Now that the Native American Indians have largely safely confined to reservations. The role enemy has fallen to criminals. Only there is a twist, criminals includes Blacks, Hispanics and the trailer trash. In short the poor.

But the one that really terrifies the NRA is from the blacks from the poor township down the road. This is terrifyingly similar to the attitude of the whites in South Africa during the apartheid era. Which was satirised by the late Tom Sharpe in the book indecent exposure. He described most common psychiatric disease suffered by the White South African women as Blackcockitis!

The symptoms of Blackcockitis being holding opinions like these about black people:

  • They have massive penises!
  • They have foreskins like umbrellas!
  • They are sex mad!
  • Sex with them would be like having an instant hysterectomy!
  • They will kill us in our beds and rape our corpses!

I darkly suspect that most members of the NRA also suffer from a severe case ofBlackcockitis They will kill us in a sleep and rape the corpses if we do not have enough guns!

I do wonder what would happen if a poor black township was to buy a load of M16 automatic rifles and a shed load of ammo. Another Waco is the most probable outcome.

The disease Blackcockitis does however have some amusing side effects on its sufferers. The sufferers tend to flock together and live in gated communities. Gilded cages or voluntary prisons.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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