Katie Hopkins has suggested in an a magazine interview that there should be ‘euthanasia vans’ to deal with Britain’s overwhelming elderly population, yes when you imagine that gobshite Hopkins can’t sink to a new a low, she then does so. Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans”
UK – Tragic news just in. The Reverend Godfrey Well-beloved, 63, the appropriately named and much loved vicar of St Judas the Beloved of Christ, in the picturesque Cotswold village of Much Thrashing on the Marsh, has been found hanged by the neck from one of the bell pulls. The Reverend has been vicar of St Judas’s for the last 30 years.
Many of the parishioners are distraught. with some wandering around in shock, with tears running down their faces. Some are even asking why such a well loved vicar could do something so awful? Continue reading “Much Loved Vicar Found Hanged from Bell Ropes!”
USA – Every so often we at The Bastard commissions a survey to assess the public mood just for the hell of it. Not just in the UK.
We keep getting worrying reports that our cosines across the pond have some really strange ideas. When we heard that a majority of Americans think that dinosaurs roamed the earth together with man a mere 4000 years ago. We had to see if it was true. Continue reading “85% of US children believe that The Flintstones is real!”
UK – It has come to the notice of the Bastard that some conservative MPs were upset at the behaviour of the Iain Dummkopf Schmitt during the chancellor’s Budget speech on July, 7, 2015.
It has been widely reported in the mainstream media that Iain Dummkopf Schmitt got rather excited and fist pumped during the budget measures on social security. Continue reading “Conservative MPs Report Iain Dummkopf Schmitt to the Standards Committee!”
If there was ever a finer illustration of how nasty and cruel the nasty party happens to be, it was Iain Duncan Smith’s ‘fuck yeah’ response during Wednesday’s Budget & the prospect of more vulnerable peeps suffering & being killed due to further welfare cuts. Continue reading “The Tories Prove Themselves Ever More Nasty and Cruel”
USA – A Colorado woman is now offering courses for women with severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) to help them avoid having to sit down when going to the toilet. Women so afflicted live in terror of having to sit down on the toilet seat, and catching a terrible disease from the germs on the toilet seat. Continue reading “Women Teaches Yoga to Avoid Toilet Germs!”
UK – Today the Conservative Newspapers are full of the story about Tom Borwick being beaten unconscious after being attacked in a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) in Leicester Square.
Tom Borwick is the son of newly-elected Conservative MP Lady Victoria Borwick and Baron James Borwick who sits in the house of lords. Victoria Borwick represents Kensington and is a former London deputy mayor. Continue reading “Did MPs Son Pays for Parents Sins?”
A Fox News pundit said gay marriage would lead to there being floods, this of course is utter bullshit & it ain’t original.
It’s been 10 days since the Supreme Court of the United States announced its historical decision to legalise same-sex marriage in all 50 states & Continue reading “Gay Marriage Is Legal Get Over It!”
Democracy won yesterday as the people of Greece gave the finger to austerity & it’s time peeps else where being economically oppressed by austerity do likewise.
Unfortunately the majority of Continue reading “Greece Gives The Finger To Austerity And You Can Also Do So”
Greece – With the result of the Greek referendum just in. It appears that the Greek people have finally voted to save themselves.
We have been hearing an endless stream dire apocalyptic threats and warnings about what would happen if the the Greeks rejected the deal was on offer. Continue reading “Greeks Finally Vote to Save Themselves!”