The Cyclops Damns them all!

3212UK – The Blairites on the extreme right of the Labour party have finally shown their desperation and frustration with their false messiah ‘Big’ Tony Blair’s failure to revive their leadership campaigns, by resurrecting the Cyclops.

The resurrection of the Cyclops AKA Gordon ‘Wanker’ Brown is a desperate, misguided and suicidal attempt to stave off a humiliating victory by Jeremy Corbyn in the leadership contest.

The Cyclops has duly risen from the dead. But unfortunately for the Blairites. Not only did the Cyclops damn Jeremy Corbyn as they hoped but he totally failed to endorse any of them.

It would not be unreasonable to say that The Blairites totally failed to understand the contempt, nay hatred, that Gordon ‘Wanker’ Brown held for their failed messiah, ‘Big’ Tony Blair.

So by failing to name any of the candidates in the leadership election the Cyclops has managed to curse them all!

How utterly predictable.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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