Hunt the Most Vicious and Dangerous Big Game of All

A sad git who like hunting things that cannot fight back!

USA – Coming so soon on the heels of news of the death of Cecil the Lion and his brother Jericho. Entrepreneurs have spotted a rare opportunity to make a killing. In every sense of the word, both figuratively and literally!

It is well known that rich men are addicted to risky behaviour to relieve the boredom of everyday life

It has long been known that you could pay corrupt police officers and prison officials to arrange a hunt for “escaped” prisoners. Some counties have even had special invisible prisons to hide the quarry until a Big Game hunter pays for the privilege of shooting dead a dangerous escaped prisoner.

This is all very well, but it is a bit like tethering a rabbit and shooting it with a Barrett XM500 sniper rifle. The thrill of kill is guaranteed but it does not pose the slightest risk to the hunter.

Step up Reach out and Touch Them (Big Game Tours) LLP a Texas Big Game hunters tour arranger. They are offering the ultimate thrill in Big Game Hunting.

For a mere $1 Million you can plan your own campaign to hunt down and kill a terrorist leader or general. The risk is that you may not live to tell the tale. But that is of no concern to Reach Out and Touch Them, because the fees are payable in advance.

We at The Bastard believe that this is just a cover for the GOP and Christians In Action (CIA) to get bored rich men to do their dirty work for them.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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