Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!

An Artist's impression of the serial killer Hypothermic Jack
An Artist’s impression of the serial killer known to the public as Hypothermia Jack

UK – There has been another homeless person’s body found in the picturesque Cotswold village of Much Thrashing on the Marsh

Police say that the body bears all the hallmarks of another killing by the serial killer known to the police as Hypothermia Jack.

The ice cold and emaciated body of the so far unidentified homeless man had been nailed to the church door, in a bizarre parody of the crucified Christ. The body was found to be soaking wet in the Entrance of St Judas the Beloved of Christ church in the village.

Like all the previous victims the one at St Judas’s was already dead when he was crucified

The Village security camera revealed that a dark coloured  Jaguar XJ Sentinel drew up to the St Judas’s around midnight last night. A balding man got of of it. He went to the boot and dragged the lifeless corpse of the victim to the church entrance. Where he proceeded to crucify him.

What is particularly odd is that the balding man in his late fifties or early sixties who had made absolutely no attempt to hide or disguise his appearance.

Like the previous cases the only clue comes from the water used to kill the victims. Painstaking laboratory analysis has revealed the water to have been of the same type that is used to make the ice at the Department of Work and Pensions.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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