C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!

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Conservative christians reveling in the misery that they have inflicted on the poor sick and disabled.
UK – The recent suicide bombing of Gideon Osborne by the Prince of Darkness Iain Dummkopf Schmitt has brought a rare moment of clarity to the members of the Church of England.

Now the Church of England is often referred to as the Conservative party at prayer. A faith noted for its fluffy bunny  So Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s sudden self destruction has not just exposed the very real paradox of Voting Conservative and claiming to be practicing christian.

Although Iain Dummkopf Schmitt professes to be a Roman Catholic. He has without a hint of irony, exposed the sadistic, vicious and cruel attitude of the Conservative party to the sick and disabled.

Notwithstanding that he was the author of these very same policies!

Or that he voted for them in the budget!

But enough about that. His ramming home of the rank hypocrisy of christians voting for the Conservative party at every election. With the consequence that that some have actually read their bibles and discovered that in their pride they are indeed grave sinners.

They have done the exact opposite of what Christ told them to do. As a result many have had a crisis of faith.

Are they Christians or Conservatives?

How do they reconcile the two diametrically opposite positions?

For those rare believers blessed with insight it has led them quit the Conservative party in order to be able to live with themselves.

For the majority however who are really worshipers at the altar of the great God Wealth have declared the Scriptures and indeed Christ himself to be in error.

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Author: Dr Suusi Watson

Editor of the Bastard

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