US – Well at long last the US presidential election is over. The headless chickens are running around squawking endlessly and those who are given to clutching at straws are still desperately looking for a way to get a result that they like. Continue reading “The US Election: The Best Candidate won!”
UK – Some good news for a change. Fleet street newspaper editors were stunned today when one of the few newspapers that are still profitable, the Daily Mail, was closed down and publication banned for publishing fake news.
It appears that publishers of the Daily Mail has fallen victim to the hysteria generated by Donald Trump’s US presidential election victory. Continue reading “Daily Mail Banned as Worries about Fake News take Centre Stage!”
UK – It has been reported in the Sunday Times that the former Nu Labor™ Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed a wish to return to politics, in order to save Mrs Thatcher’s legacy from the ravages of democrosy and the Labour party. Continue reading “Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!”
UK – In another The Bastard exclusive our spies have discovered that the Daimion Green’s DWP is giving serious consideration to issuing free Dignitas vouchers to the sick and disabled. Continue reading “DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!”