UK – It has been reported in the Sunday Times that the former Nu Labor™ Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed a wish to return to politics, in order to save Mrs Thatcher’s legacy from the ravages of democrosy and the Labour party.
He is reportedly moving to an offices closer to Westminster, in order to relocate 130 acolytes to the UK’s political hub.
A source allegedly told the newspaper: “He’s not impressed with Theresa May. He thinks she’s a total lightweight. He thinks Jeremy Corbyn’s a nutter and the Tories are screwing up Brexit. He thinks there’s a massive hole in British politics that only he can fill.”
Mr Blair is reported to have said that, the country loves him and that the country needed his second coming to save it from the evils of Jeremy Corbyn and the mess that wanker Gordon Brown left.
Our Health correspondent said that Tony Blair is really believes that he is the Messiah.
“He is displaying all the classic signs of having paranoia, delusions of grandeur, a messiah complex and a God complex.”
It is a good thing for him that rich people with mental health problems are just seen as eccentric!