UK – Once again we have a new US President and a Newish British Primeminister. Thoughts turn once again to that most cherished of political fictions. The so called ‘special relationship’ between the United States and the United Kingdom.
That the ‘special relationship’ has always been that of the prostitute to the punter. Or perhaps that of the Rimmer to the Rimmed. Fine if you are the one being Rimmed, but it leaves a rather nasty taste with the one doing the rimming!. Either way you know that we are going to be fucked!
This Special relationship took a more public turn when Margaret Thatcher very publicly ripped of Ronald Reagan’s pants and trousers before Rimming Ronald Reagan on the steps of the White House in front of the world’s press and then again at Buckingham palace.
Our spies in the Trump political machine tell us that President Elect Donald Trump is looking forward to a good rimming when he meets her. Furthermore he has demanded that she has her teeth removed because there is no fucking way that she is going to be able to rake his shaft when it comes to the oath of loyalty.
He also reportedly said, “That bitch May is too old for my taste, but a hole is a hole. It had better be wet!”