Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.

The Bullingdon Club
The Bullingdon Club

UK – People often say that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. They go further by saying that if it appeared in a novel then no one would believe it.

You may even have heard of the Ivy league to which America’s Continue reading “Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.”

Is this Margaret Hilda Roberts?

We have a special for you today. Found at a postcard fair in London the long lost connection between Margaret Thatcher’s right wing authoritarian views and her spiritual mentor Adolf Hitler.

Adolf Hitler and could that be a young Margaret Hilda Roberts?

Adolf Hitler and a young Margaret Hilda Roberts

EU wants the UK to Quit

Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.
Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.

EU – In another The Bastard exclusive our European correspondent Zoot Allures has discovered that the EU is secretly funding and providing technical advice to the Britexit campaign.

It appears that the other members of the EU collectively Continue reading “EU wants the UK to Quit”

Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen

Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.
Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.

UK – Every time that you think that the Conservative Government could not sink any lower, they disappoint you. It has been reported in SENTINEL NEWS that the Police are now targeting Disabled Ex Servicemen and Servicewomen as potential terrorists. Continue reading “Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen”

Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!

Mossack Fonseca
Mossack Fonseca – the origin Panama papers.

UK –  With the release of the so called Panama Papers revealed that the great and the good have been hiding their tax affairs in offshore schemes.

In an inversion of the normal state of affairs, members of the Continue reading “Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!”

C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!

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Conservative christians reveling in the misery that they have inflicted on the poor sick and disabled.
UK – The recent suicide bombing of Gideon Osborne by the Prince of Darkness Iain Dummkopf Schmitt has brought a rare moment of clarity to the members of the Church of England.

Now the Church of England is Continue reading “C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!”

Dinosaurs looking for a new Keyboard Player!

Greg Lake and Carl Palmer next to Keith Emerson’s skull.

USA – Following the tragic death of Keyboard player Keith Emerson on the 10 March 2016. His fellow band mates, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer, are looking for someone to replace him in ELP

When interviewed by The Bastard‘s music correspondent Greg Lake and Continue reading “Dinosaurs looking for a new Keyboard Player!”

In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!

Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore
Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore

Pakistan – Once again terrorists in have have created the headlines in Pakistan. This time some of the victims are Christian women and children in a public park in Lahore.

Once again the headlines are predictable and the same old Continue reading “In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!”

ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!

Jean Charles de Menezes
Jean Charles de Menezes – murdered in an extrajudicial execution in Stockwell tube station 22 July 2007 by armed officers of the Metropolitan police.

ECHR – The British Government has finally got the verdict that they have spent years bulling the ECHR for.

The ECHR has ruled on the side of the British government on the investigation and death into the Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes. The Brazilian man who Continue reading “ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!”

Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement

Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan
Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan

USA – A  jury in Florida has awarded Terry Bollea, known to his legion of adoring fans as Hulk Hogan, $115m (£79m) after the gossip news website Gawker published a sex tape of the retired professional wrestler.

The sex tape tape published on Gawker was one of three films Continue reading “Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement”