Bush to chase the bullies of Bin Laden jr.

Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden

USA – The president of the USofA Mr George M Bush jr. quietly announced a new campaign today (9th April 2002) to track down and carpet-bomb the bullies of famous terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden.

Mr Bin Laden is said to have been bullied at school by the two thugs Continue reading “Bush to chase the bullies of Bin Laden jr.”

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UK Govt uses foxes to bury Byers Scandal

A fox hunt
A fox hunt

UK – The British Govt has announced that there will be another free vote on the banning on hunting with dogs shortly.

An unnamed contact within the cabinet has said that this is NOT an attempt to cover up the spate of scandals associated with New  Continue reading “UK Govt uses foxes to bury Byers Scandal”

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Government announces adoption plans for sinners – read as

adoption1[1]UK – In a fine example of offering lots and doing nothing (New Left – it’s the real thing) Government ministers are set to put the smile to legalisation of adoption by unmarried couples.

This rather pointless change in the law means that couple who are unmarried can adopt provided Continue reading “Government announces adoption plans for sinners – read as”

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Blair: Bin Laden is a muthafukker, and so are his mates

al Qaida leader  Osama Bin Laden speaks to a selected group of reporters in mountains of Helmand province in southern Afghanistan Thursday, Dec. 24, 1998.  The man accused of masterminding the bombings of U.S. embassies in Africa says the U.S.-British airstrikes on Iraq make it a ``duty of Muslims to confront, fight and kill'' Americans and Britons.
al Qaida leader Osama Bin Laden in southern Afghanistan.

UK – Responding to allegations that Bush was treating the Arabic bounders unfairly which have appeared in numerous newspapers and media (including this one), the British President Tony Blair replied that Osama Bin Laden was a complete muthafukka, and so were all of his mates. The scoundrels Continue reading “Blair: Bin Laden is a muthafukker, and so are his mates”

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Charles ‘Chuck’ Kennedy to be wed

UK – 4The Leader of the Liberal Democrats, Mr Charles Kennedy, has announced that he has managed to persuade someone to marry him.

His bird, who no-one can remember the name of, is said to be ‘not interested in politics’.

The two met at a joint-smoking session at some hippy festival last year. His fiancee is said to find his ex-military career extremely alluring

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