UK – The day that the residents of Birmingham have been dreading has arrived. The conservative faithful have been gathering for their annual mug a big city and mutual masturbation conference which is being held at the ICC Birmingham. Continue reading “Birmingham Braced for Another Massive Crime Wave!”
UK – in a rare leak from the Conservative party head office a copy of their 2020 General election manifesto has somehow made its way in to the British Heart Foundation charity shop in Hemel Hempstead.
The Book called “Family Britain 1951 – 1957″ written by David Kynaston shows the blueprint for the Conservatives plans for the United Kingdom after the general election. Continue reading “2020 Conservative Election Manifesto spotted in Hemel Hempstead Charity Shop”
UK – The Party Conference season is on us again. The Greens kicked it off with theirs at the University of Birmingham on the second of September. An event of such momentous magnitude that no one actually noticed it was happening. Continue reading “Fluffy Bunnies and Fox Hunting, Blood Sports are Back!”
UK – Former Prime Minister and MP for Witney in Oxfordshire has announced that he is retiring from Parliament to pursue his dream of becoming the King of the Pig Pokes!
Unlike his spiritual mentor the gangster ‘Big’ Tony Blair who went off to pursue his dream of being the most bribed Prime Continue reading “Cameron Retires to Pursue his Dream of being a Pig Poke!”
In response to current refugee crisis Nigel Farage’s response has been his typical stock answer to anything which is to blame the European Union & let’s not forget Katie Hopkins’s response to the refugee crisis being to suggest turning gunships on boats full of Continue reading “British People Show Katie Hopkins & Nigel Farage Up For Their Lack Of Compassion”
According to Liz Kendall many Labour members are worried and depressed!?!? Err not so if you’re a Corbynite as right now we are pretty upbeat, Jeremy Corbyn is packing out auditoriums up & down the nation with rapturous and ecstatic crowds cheering him Continue reading “Worried and Depressed? Err Not If You Are A Corbynite”
I had a SMS text yesterday evening from Andy Burnham about keeping Labour united, to which my response was if he wanted to keep the Labour Party united then I’d suggest he vote for Jeremy Corbyn.
In the past few days Andy Burnham and Yvette Cooper have Continue reading “Will Blairites Illegally Invade Jeremy Corbyn”
Despite it being pretty fucking obvious I think Katie Hopkins is the vilest of vile cunts, I’ve had peeps ask me if I’ve seen Katie Hopkins new television show.
You’d not expect me to attend a Nazi Party rally & so why would Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Television Show Versus Me”
She who is the vilest cunt of all is thinking about going into politics, yes if rumours are to be believed Katie Hopkins is seriously thinking about having a career in politics and err no surprises she’s thinking about standing as a candidate for UKIP. Continue reading “Katie Hopkins the Ukipper?”
I can’t say I was that mournful about the death of Cilla Black the weekend before last, I never found her entertaining what-so-ever! I actually found Cilla’s manner patronising & cringeworthy & I always knew that beaming frigging smile of hers hid the likelihood she was a scornful bitch in private, oh & lets not forget that she was a Thatcherite supporting friend of Continue reading “Do I need Therapy Because I Didn’t Find Cilla Black or Morecambe and Wise Entertaining”