UK – Thursdays EU referendum in the UK and its momentous result has fractured what passes for the political process. The Pound has fallen through the floor, as have stocks and shares and the United Kingdom’s credit rating. The big Continue reading “The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?”
This week we have had the tragic murder of a British member of Parliament Jo Cox. The 52 year old attacker, Thomas Mair, is variously described as a mental case, a terrorist and a far right extremist. Though as Mair is white, and not a muslim, the press has gone rather quiet on the terrorist bit. Continue reading “Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox”
UK – People often say that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. They go further by saying that if it appeared in a novel then no one would believe it.
You may even have heard of the Ivy league to which America’s Continue reading “Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.”
UK – The release of the Panama Papers, and the rapidly evolving scandal associated with it, is now is serious in danger of claiming some very high profile people.
It is not just David Porkeron who is at risk. Now the scalp of Porkeron’s anointed one Gideon Osborne is beginning to look distinctly vulnerable. especially after Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s suicide bombing of both him and his budget, allegedly over the cuts to disability benefits. Continue reading “Let crippled Porkeron carry on as PM”
EU – In another The Bastard exclusive our European correspondent Zoot Allures has discovered that the EU is secretly funding and providing technical advice to the Britexit campaign.
It appears that the other members of the EU collectively Continue reading “EU wants the UK to Quit”
UK – Every time that you think that the Conservative Government could not sink any lower, they disappoint you. It has been reported in SENTINEL NEWS that the Police are now targeting Disabled Ex Servicemen and Servicewomen as potential terrorists. Continue reading “Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen”
UK – With the release of the so called Panama Papers revealed that the great and the good have been hiding their tax affairs in offshore schemes.
In an inversion of the normal state of affairs, members of the Continue reading “Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!”
UK – The recent suicide bombing of Gideon Osborne by the Prince of Darkness Iain Dummkopf Schmitt has brought a rare moment of clarity to the members of the Church of England.
Now the Church of England is Continue reading “C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!”
USA – Following the tragic death of Keyboard player Keith Emerson on the 10 March 2016. His fellow band mates, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer, are looking for someone to replace him in ELP
When interviewed by The Bastard‘s music correspondent Greg Lake and Continue reading “Dinosaurs looking for a new Keyboard Player!”