Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!

Prime Minister Theresa May and President Elect Donald Trump

UK –  Once again we have a new US President and a Newish British Primeminister. Thoughts turn once again to that most cherished of political fictions. The so called ‘special relationship’ between the United States and the United Kingdom. Continue reading “Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!”

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The US Election: The Best Candidate won!

Trump wind the US Presidential Election 2016
Trump wins the US Presidential Election 2016

US – Well at long last the US presidential election is over. The headless chickens are running around squawking endlessly and those who are given to clutching at straws are still desperately looking for a way to get a result that they like. Continue reading “The US Election: The Best Candidate won!”

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The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?

The UK and EU to have a messy divorce
The UK and EU to have a messy divorce

UK – Thursdays EU referendum in the UK and its momentous result has fractured what passes for the political process. The Pound has fallen through the floor, as have stocks and shares and the United Kingdom’s credit rating. The big Continue reading “The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?”

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Is this Margaret Hilda Roberts?

We have a special for you today. Found at a postcard fair in London the long lost connection between Margaret Thatcher’s right wing authoritarian views and her spiritual mentor Adolf Hitler.

Adolf Hitler and could that be a young Margaret Hilda Roberts?

Adolf Hitler and a young Margaret Hilda Roberts

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EU wants the UK to Quit

Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.
Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.

EU – In another The Bastard exclusive our European correspondent Zoot Allures has discovered that the EU is secretly funding and providing technical advice to the Britexit campaign.

It appears that the other members of the EU collectively Continue reading “EU wants the UK to Quit”

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In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!

Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore
Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore

Pakistan – Once again terrorists in have have created the headlines in Pakistan. This time some of the victims are Christian women and children in a public park in Lahore.

Once again the headlines are predictable and the same old Continue reading “In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!”

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ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!

Jean Charles de Menezes
Jean Charles de Menezes – murdered in an extrajudicial execution in Stockwell tube station 22 July 2007 by armed officers of the Metropolitan police.

ECHR – The British Government has finally got the verdict that they have spent years bulling the ECHR for.

The ECHR has ruled on the side of the British government on the investigation and death into the Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes. The Brazilian man who Continue reading “ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!”

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Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement

Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan
Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan

USA – A  jury in Florida has awarded Terry Bollea, known to his legion of adoring fans as Hulk Hogan, $115m (£79m) after the gossip news website Gawker published a sex tape of the retired professional wrestler.

The sex tape tape published on Gawker was one of three films Continue reading “Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!

Iain Duncan Smith cheers at the prospect of vulnerable people being killed
Iain Duncan Smith cheers at the prospect of vulnerable people being killed. He has now resigned from the cabinet over cuts to disability benefits.

UK – We at the Bastard have occaisionally underestimated people in the political world.In this case it appears that we have with Iain Dummkopf Schmitt.

Who is said by people who have worked with him in the past to be the the stupidest ex guardsman from a regiment noted for its Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!”

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Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed

Kellogg's secret ingredient revealed
Kellogg’s secret ingredient revealed: Fresh Urine on draft.

USA – For years the Breakfast Cereal company Kellogg’s has been obsessively secretive about the recipes and production processes used to make their products.

This obsession dates back to the company’s founder, militant Continue reading “Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed”

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