Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!

Prime Minister Theresa May and President Elect Donald Trump

UK –  Once again we have a new US President and a Newish British Primeminister. Thoughts turn once again to that most cherished of political fictions. The so called ‘special relationship’ between the United States and the United Kingdom. Continue reading “Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!”

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The US Election: The Best Candidate won!

Trump wind the US Presidential Election 2016
Trump wins the US Presidential Election 2016

US – Well at long last the US presidential election is over. The headless chickens are running around squawking endlessly and those who are given to clutching at straws are still desperately looking for a way to get a result that they like. Continue reading “The US Election: The Best Candidate won!”

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ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!

Jean Charles de Menezes
Jean Charles de Menezes – murdered in an extrajudicial execution in Stockwell tube station 22 July 2007 by armed officers of the Metropolitan police.

ECHR – The British Government has finally got the verdict that they have spent years bulling the ECHR for.

The ECHR has ruled on the side of the British government on the investigation and death into the Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes. The Brazilian man who Continue reading “ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!”

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Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement

Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan
Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan

USA – A  jury in Florida has awarded Terry Bollea, known to his legion of adoring fans as Hulk Hogan, $115m (£79m) after the gossip news website Gawker published a sex tape of the retired professional wrestler.

The sex tape tape published on Gawker was one of three films Continue reading “Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!

Iain Duncan Smith cheers at the prospect of vulnerable people being killed
Iain Duncan Smith cheers at the prospect of vulnerable people being killed. He has now resigned from the cabinet over cuts to disability benefits.

UK – We at the Bastard have occaisionally underestimated people in the political world.In this case it appears that we have with Iain Dummkopf Schmitt.

Who is said by people who have worked with him in the past to be the the stupidest ex guardsman from a regiment noted for its Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!”

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Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed

Kellogg's secret ingredient revealed
Kellogg’s secret ingredient revealed: Fresh Urine on draft.

USA – For years the Breakfast Cereal company Kellogg’s has been obsessively secretive about the recipes and production processes used to make their products.

This obsession dates back to the company’s founder, militant Continue reading “Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed”

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Daesh Conquerors Turkey without a fight!

President Erdogan has seizure Zaman, the country’s largest newspaper, on Friday night
Calif Erdogan has seizure Zaman, the country’s largest newspaper, on Friday night

Turkey – Whilst we have all been looking the other way it appears that Daesh (IS) has taken over Turkey. The most shocking part is that fact that the takeover took place without a fight!

This is particularly worrying because the US stores some 50 to 90 type B61 nuclear weapons at Continue reading “Daesh Conquerors Turkey without a fight!”

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When Push comes to Shove the UK, France and USA Back IS!

3224USA – It has long been claimed that Daesh or Islamic State is a vehicle that the US and its allies uses to advance their own strategic and political aims in the middle east.

When the USA finally did decide to do something about IS by forming one of its infamous coalitions to defeat IS It managed to include the countries that have consistently financed and armed IS in the first place, Bahrain, Qatar, Jordan, Kuwait, Turkey and Saudi Arabia. A fact that should be ringing alarm bells about the real intentions of this coalition. Continue reading “When Push comes to Shove the UK, France and USA Back IS!”

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Hunt the Most Vicious and Dangerous Big Game of All

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A sad git who like hunting things that cannot fight back!

USA – Coming so soon on the heels of news of the death of Cecil the Lion and his brother Jericho. Entrepreneurs have spotted a rare opportunity to make a killing. In every sense of the word, both figuratively and literally!

It is well known that rich men are addicted to risky behaviour to relieve the boredom of everyday life Continue reading “Hunt the Most Vicious and Dangerous Big Game of All”

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85% of US children believe that The Flintstones is real!

History for Republican Children
History for Republican Children

USA – Every so often we at The Bastard commissions a survey to assess the public mood just for the hell of it. Not just in the UK.

We keep getting worrying reports that our cosines across the pond have some really strange ideas. When we heard that a majority of Americans think that dinosaurs roamed the earth together with man a mere 4000 years ago. We had to see if it was true. Continue reading “85% of US children believe that The Flintstones is real!”

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