In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!

Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore
Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore

Pakistan – Once again terrorists in have have created the headlines in Pakistan. This time some of the victims are Christian women and children in a public park in Lahore.

Once again the headlines are predictable and the same old Continue reading “In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!”

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Mission accomplished, Is David Cameron an Imbecile?

Mission accomplished? Sounds like the famous last words to us.
Mission accomplished? Sounds like the famous last words to us.

Afghanistan – Yesterday the US corporate puppet of a Prime minister David Cameron got on his trotters and went to visit the troops in Afghanistan. Whilst he was there he uttered the now infamous words of US President George W. Bush about the Iraq war, “Mission accomplished.” Continue reading “Mission accomplished, Is David Cameron an Imbecile?”

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NATO Head: I want more War!

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David Cameron and Anders Fogh Rasmussen

UK – The unelected head of NATO, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, came to London today to tell the British Government that it was wrong to tell the world that it wanted to withdraw all its troops from Afghanistan by 2015 because it would encourage the Taliban to attack NATO Forces. Continue reading “NATO Head: I want more War!”

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Judge to Look into MI5 and MI6 Torture Claims!

Mr Mohamed says he was tortured after being held in Pakistan in 2002, and subsequently moved to Morocco and Afghanistan.
Mr Mohamed says he was tortured after being held in Pakistan in 2002, and subsequently moved to Morocco and Afghanistan.

UK – Prime minister David Cameron has that an appeals court Judge will look into claims that the British Security services have colluded in, and or outsourced the torturing of terrorism suspect to countries like USA, Syria, Egypt and Pakistan in contravention of British Law.

David Cameron also raised the possibility of compensation for victims of torture, if it Continue reading “Judge to Look into MI5 and MI6 Torture Claims!”

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The West has got Gaddafi Wrong!

States of Nigeria, there are a total of 36 states in Nigeria and then Abuja, the federal capital territory.

Libya – When ever the name Col Muammar Gaddafi is mentioned in the western press, it is always in order to make a monkey out of him. Africa’s king of kings making an ass of himself again.

So when Col Gaddafi suggested that Nigeria should be partitioned between the Muslim north and Christian south in much the same Continue reading “The West has got Gaddafi Wrong!”

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Pentagon fooled by pictures of ‘man in rubber suit’

56USA – Lt Paul Quinn, the pimply youth used by the Pentagon as it’s spokesperson on the case being referred to as the “Godzilla Fiasco” announced to a stunned world that sightings of a huge fire-breathing monster heading for Tokyo from Sumatra were in fact a cruel hoax. Continue reading “Pentagon fooled by pictures of ‘man in rubber suit’”

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Government turns to heroin dealing

48UK – Stocks of heroin are running low, the Department of Health said last night. All doctors are being asked by the Chief Medical Officer to save heroin for people who are dying and to consider different forms of pain relief for other patients until more supplies can be assured.

Members of the Department of Health were reported to be scouring the streets of King’s Cross searching Continue reading “Government turns to heroin dealing”

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The Bastard Returns!

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Ladies, gentlemen, and regular readers: it is with great pleasure that Somniferum Publishing announce the return of The Bastard!

The Bastard disappeared for several years after the offices were invaded by the US Army. We have escaped from camp X-Ray, and are now publishing from a remote location in the mountainous region of Pakistan. Continue reading “The Bastard Returns!”

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Hindus go mad in India, but it doesn’t matter if they only attack Muslims, Bush says

Flames engulf shops set alight by rioters in Ahmedabad
Flames engulf shops set alight by rioters in Ahmedabad

India – Rioting in Gujarat in India has killed almost 485 people so far – an outrage by anyone’s standards.

The western world will not weep – they are Muslims who live in India.

So this will only become a Continue reading “Hindus go mad in India, but it doesn’t matter if they only attack Muslims, Bush says”

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Ethnic Cleansing in Afghanistan – the world need never know

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More death and devastation in Afghanistan

Afghanistan – Thank goodness! No more terrorism! Okay, so we haven’t caught Bin Laden yet, probably never will (his CIA trainers trained him too well for that), and Pakistan has the explosive mix of nuclear weapons and two million Afghan refugees, but at least Bush managed to Continue reading “Ethnic Cleansing in Afghanistan – the world need never know”

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