Cameron Retires to Pursue his Dream of being a Pig Poke!

Pigs head
Sex is like a pork Pie boring without some spice. David Cameron’s preferred sexual hors d’oeuvres is we are told a Pigs head! We shudder to think what the main course would be!

UK – Former Prime Minister and MP for Witney in Oxfordshire has announced that he is retiring from Parliament to pursue his dream of becoming the King of the Pig Pokes!

Unlike his spiritual mentor the gangster ‘Big’ Tony Blair who went off to pursue his dream of being the most bribed Prime Continue reading “Cameron Retires to Pursue his Dream of being a Pig Poke!”

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