Afghanistan – Thank goodness! No more terrorism! Okay, so we haven’t caught Bin Laden yet, probably never will (his CIA trainers trained him too well for that), and Pakistan has the explosive mix of nuclear weapons and two million Afghan refugees, but at least Bush managed to Continue reading “Ethnic Cleansing in Afghanistan – the world need never know”
In a landmark legal case, the notorious Son of Man and Messiah is to sue his boss in the European Courts for failure to provide a safe work environment.
In a press statement, our saviour explained that he felt that his employer could have done more to prevent his sufferings on the cross, and that the ‘excuse’ of his Continue reading “Messiah to sue Heavenly Father”
UK – Responding to allegations that Bush was treating the Arabic bounders unfairly which have appeared in numerous newspapers and media (including this one), the British President Tony Blair replied that Osama Bin Laden was a complete muthafukka, and so were all of his mates. The scoundrels Continue reading “Blair: Bin Laden is a muthafukker, and so are his mates”
USA – Leader of the free world and second most powerful man in the universe* has said to the rest of the world that the appalling conditions that the suspected Al-Qaeda dudes are being kept in is okay because they are only arabic scum who would slit ur throat just as soon as look at you.
He went on to say that old traditions like innocent until proven guilty, humane punishment, non-torture of PoWs were not required with A-Rabs. Continue reading “Bush: it’s okay to torture A-Rabs”