Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!

Mossack Fonseca
Mossack Fonseca – the origin Panama papers.

UK –  With the release of the so called Panama Papers revealed that the great and the good have been hiding their tax affairs in offshore schemes.

In an inversion of the normal state of affairs, members of the Continue reading “Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!”

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In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!

Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore
Many of the bomb victims were children at a funfair in the Gulshan-i-Iqbal park Lahore

Pakistan – Once again terrorists in have have created the headlines in Pakistan. This time some of the victims are Christian women and children in a public park in Lahore.

Once again the headlines are predictable and the same old Continue reading “In Pakistan Terrorism is just Politics!”

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ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!

Jean Charles de Menezes
Jean Charles de Menezes – murdered in an extrajudicial execution in Stockwell tube station 22 July 2007 by armed officers of the Metropolitan police.

ECHR – The British Government has finally got the verdict that they have spent years bulling the ECHR for.

The ECHR has ruled on the side of the British government on the investigation and death into the Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes. The Brazilian man who Continue reading “ECHR: de Menezes Death Squad Cover Up Legal!”

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Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement

Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan
Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan

USA – A  jury in Florida has awarded Terry Bollea, known to his legion of adoring fans as Hulk Hogan, $115m (£79m) after the gossip news website Gawker published a sex tape of the retired professional wrestler.

The sex tape tape published on Gawker was one of three films Continue reading “Hulk Hogan to spend $115 million on Penis enlargement”

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Hypothermia Jack Latest

The victims wheelchair found by police in found in Swanbourne, Buckinghamshire.

UK – The latest from the Bastard’s contacts within the Police forensic laboratories is that the victim was disabled and that he had been quadriplegic from birth.

Police still have not managed to establish the victim’s identity. Continue reading “Hypothermia Jack Latest”

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Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!

An Artist's impression of the serial killer Hypothermic Jack
An Artist’s impression of the serial killer known to the public as Hypothermia Jack

UK – There has been another homeless person’s body found in the picturesque Cotswold village of Much Thrashing on the Marsh

Police say that the body bears all the hallmarks of another killing by the serial killer known to the police as Hypothermia Jack. Continue reading “Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!”

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Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed

Kellogg's secret ingredient revealed
Kellogg’s secret ingredient revealed: Fresh Urine on draft.

USA – For years the Breakfast Cereal company Kellogg’s has been obsessively secretive about the recipes and production processes used to make their products.

This obsession dates back to the company’s founder, militant Continue reading “Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed”

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Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!

Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property
Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property

UK – In a bizarre move inspired by Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s move yesterday to seizure of the funeral suits of the recently departed. Jeremy Hunt the health secretary and the Chancellor of the exchequer Gideon Osbourne has ordered that all NHS property is to be returned to the NHS department of finance before a death certificate can be issued. Continue reading “Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!”

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Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA

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Hi-Vis Jackets for the Untermensch
UK – It appears that David Porkeron’s suit jibe to Jeremy Corbyn has started that shrivelled pea that passes for Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s brain working overtime again. We at the Bastard have heard that Iain Dummkopf Schmitt  Continue reading “Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA”

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Should Business Men be banned from Internet Dating?

Picture: POLICE Jason Lawrance
Picture: POLICE
Jason Lawrance

UK – With the conviction yesterday of sexual preditor, Jason Lawrance, 50, for rapeing and assaulting women he met on a dating website Match.com. We have to ask if capitalists should be banned from all internet dating websites?

Lawrence, who is the father-of-three, has been sentenced to life in prison today at Derby Crown Court after being convicted of raping five women and will serve a minimum sentence of 12-and-a-half years before Continue reading “Should Business Men be banned from Internet Dating?”

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