May Announces Don’t Care in the Community 2!

Theresa May – announcing her improvements to the mental health system in England and Wales. Scotland and Northern Ireland being seen as beyond the pale.

UK – Prime minister Theresa May has announced that the is going to do more to help the mentally ill. More to help ease the mentally ill into work and more for children with mental health issues.

To this end she has asked Jeremy Hunt to close all the residential mental hospitals and secure hospitals after transfer the Continue reading “May Announces Don’t Care in the Community 2!”

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Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!

Tony Blair: The New Messiah!
Tony Blair: The New Messiah!

UK – It has been reported in the Sunday Times that the former Nu Labor™ Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed a wish to return to politics, in order to save Mrs Thatcher’s legacy from the ravages of democrosy and the Labour party. Continue reading “Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!”

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DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!

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Dignitas – Dignity in Life, Dignity in Death.

UK – In another The Bastard exclusive our spies have discovered that the Daimion Green’s DWP is giving serious consideration to issuing free Dignitas vouchers to the sick and disabled. Continue reading “DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!”

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Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox

Thomas Mair
Thomas Mair

This week we have had the tragic murder of a British member of Parliament Jo Cox. The 52 year old attacker, Thomas Mair, is variously described as a mental case, a terrorist and a far right extremist. Though as Mair is white, and not a muslim, the press has gone rather quiet on the terrorist bit. Continue reading “Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox”

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Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.

The Bullingdon Club
The Bullingdon Club

UK – People often say that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. They go further by saying that if it appeared in a novel then no one would believe it.

You may even have heard of the Ivy league to which America’s Continue reading “Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.”

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Hypothermia Jack Latest

The victims wheelchair found by police in found in Swanbourne, Buckinghamshire.

UK – The latest from the Bastard’s contacts within the Police forensic laboratories is that the victim was disabled and that he had been quadriplegic from birth.

Police still have not managed to establish the victim’s identity. Continue reading “Hypothermia Jack Latest”

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Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!

An Artist's impression of the serial killer Hypothermic Jack
An Artist’s impression of the serial killer known to the public as Hypothermia Jack

UK – There has been another homeless person’s body found in the picturesque Cotswold village of Much Thrashing on the Marsh

Police say that the body bears all the hallmarks of another killing by the serial killer known to the police as Hypothermia Jack. Continue reading “Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!”

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Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!

Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property
Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property

UK – In a bizarre move inspired by Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s move yesterday to seizure of the funeral suits of the recently departed. Jeremy Hunt the health secretary and the Chancellor of the exchequer Gideon Osbourne has ordered that all NHS property is to be returned to the NHS department of finance before a death certificate can be issued. Continue reading “Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!”

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Cameron criticises al-Megrahi release

Pan Am Flight 103 AKA the Lockerbie bombing
Pan Am Flight 103 AKA the Lockerbie bombing

UK – David Cameron has attacked the release of the only man convicted of the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 AKA the Lockerbie bombing, ahead of his first official visit to the US as PM.

Mr Cameron described the Scottish government decision to Continue reading “Cameron criticises al-Megrahi release”

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Hey Let’s Kill the Disabled, the Poor, and the Mentally ill, It’s the Democracy You Want!

Part of the Action T4 program from Nazi Germany Circa 1938
Part of the Action T4 program from Nazi Germany Circa 1938

UK – I think it was Benjamin Franklin who once said that all democracy happened to be was two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. For a good while I have been questioning whether democracy is the best in relation to the cause of individual liberty.

I have become increasingly alarmed in particular at the rise in attitude throughout the masses that if the majority of people vote for etc then it’s justified to enact etc, no matter whether Continue reading “Hey Let’s Kill the Disabled, the Poor, and the Mentally ill, It’s the Democracy You Want!”

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