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			<title>US soldiers killed Afghans as sport</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  A dozen American soldiers have been charged with alleged killing of innocent Afghan civilians as a sport and collecting their fingers as trophies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3278"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:25:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Rwanda &#39;disappointed&#39; at genocide report</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>African Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rwanda -  Rwanda&apos;s President Paul Kagame has been “disappointed” about a leaked report saying Rwandan troops may have committed genocide, UN chief Ban Ki-moon says&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3281"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:58:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Eleven killed in Somalia clashes</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>African Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somalia -  At least eight civilians and three troops have been killed during new clashes between African Union (AU) forces and al-Shabab fighters in Somalia&apos;s capital, Mogadishu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3280"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:08:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Hundreds of inmates escape in Nigeria</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>African Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nigeria -  Hundreds of inmates have escaped from a federal prison in northeastern Nigeria after heavily armed gunmen attacked the detention center, witnesses say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3279"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 23:44:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>US drone strikes kill 18 in Pakistan</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pakistan -  Three US drone attacks on a single day have killed at least 18 people, injured several others in Pakistan&apos;s tribal district of North Waziristan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3274"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:02:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Kashmir protests as India arrests leader</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>South Asian Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kashmir -  Protests continue in Indian-administered Kashmir as security forces arrest a top pro-independent leader in the disputed Himalayan region&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=25&amp;page=3273"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:44:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>NATO to begin Afghan security handover</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  NATO chief Anders Fogh Rasmussen hopes the US-led troops would begin handing over Afghanistan&apos;s security to Afghan forces sometime next year&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3272"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:06:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bomb blast kills three in Pakistan</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>South Asian Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pakistan -  A bomb attack in the southwestern Balochistan Province of Pakistan has left at least three people dead, amid growing violence in the country&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=25&amp;page=3275"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:04:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>UN fails to end mass rape in DR Congo</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>African Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;D R Congo -  The United Nations admits it has failed to protect the civilians of the Democratic Republic of Congo from the &quot;systematic rape&quot; by armed rebels, a senior official says&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3268"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:15:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Iran&#39;s FM meets Afghan President</title>
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			<category>Middle Eastern Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki has expressed the Islamic Republic&apos;s support for the upcoming parliamentary elections in Afghanistan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=23&amp;page=3271"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Pakistan bombing death toll hits 21</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>South Asian Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pakistan -  The death toll from a massive bomb attack on police headquarters in southwestern Pakistan has reached 21, including nine women and six children&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=25&amp;page=3276"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:36:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bahrain under fire over torture</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>Middle Eastern Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bahrain -  British rights activists have criticized Bahrain for arresting opposition leaders, accusing the kingdom of violating human rights and oppressing the opposition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=23&amp;page=3277"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:30:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>US-led soldier killed in Afghanistan</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  A US-led soldier has been killed in war-ravaged Afghanistan, during a clash with militants on Wednesday, NATO&apos;s International Security Assistance Force says&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3270"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 09:03:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>ElBaradei calls for Egypt vote boycott</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>African Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Egypt - Prominent Egyptian opposition leader Mohamed ElBaradei has called for a blanket opposition boycott of the upcoming parliamentary elections in Egypt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3267"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:20:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>NATO US troop request on hold</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  The US does not plan to contribute to the NATO request of 2000 more troops for the Afghan war explained the Pentagon on Tuesday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3269"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:09:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>S Africa&#39;s public workers end strikes</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;South Africa -  South African public sector workers have returned to work after 21 days of strike, which was costing over &amp;#036;150 million per day to the country&apos;s economy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3266"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:19:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Two US soldiers killed in Iraq</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Iraq -  Just a week after the end of the US combat mission in Iraq, two American soldiers have been killed in northern Iraq, says a US army spokesman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3265"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:07:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>More floods peril in Pakistan</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Al  Jazeera)</author>
			<category>South Asian Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pakistan -  Authorites race to protect two southern towns and their 360,000 residents from surging floods&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=25&amp;page=3264"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:56:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>U.N.: More than 230 civilians killed in Somalia in recent weeks</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Cable News Network)</author>
			<category>African Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somalia -  More than 230 civilians in Somalia&apos;s capital of Mogadishu have died in fighting over the past two weeks between Somali transitional government forces and Al-Shabaab militants, the U&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=22&amp;page=3263"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 13:30:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>US soldier killed in Afghanistan</title>
			<author>author@bastard.com (Press  TV)</author>
			<category>American Bastards</category>
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			<description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afghanistan -  An American soldier has been killed in war-ravaged Afghanistan, bringing to 502 the foreign troop casualties in 2010&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-bastard.com/index.php?section=21&amp;page=3262"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;TO READ MORE CLICK HERE&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>				
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:23:09 GMT</pubDate>
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