UK - Yesterday the Labor party reacted with fury when the BBC's political correspondent Andrew Marr asked 'Wanker' Brown about rumours that he has become addicted to prescrition opiates in the form  of painkillers.

The row broke out after Andrew Marr, asked the prime minister, about rumours of his addiction to Opiates on the BBC's Sunday morning political discussion show.

Opiates are the class of pain killers which, which include codeine, opium, morphine and heroinoriginally derived from opium poppies, are only available on prescription, due to their highly addictive nature.
 
'Wanker' Brown tried to dismissed the question with. "No. I think this is the sort of questioning that is..."

But Marr immediately interrupted with, "It's a fair question, I think".

The Bastard thinks that this is an excellent question, with the Justice secretary bending over backwards to allow medical heroin to be prescribed to drug addicts.

The question is given even greater relevant with 'Wanker' Brown having made regular trips to Afghanistan to see his dealer, and with wanker brown having asked the army to delay operations so that his dealers can move their operations before the army's raids.

The Bastard also question whether a one eyed junkie, with a terminal heroin addiction, is the best person to to be in charge of the United Kingdom's nuclear weapons.

We at The Bastard feel that 'Wanker' Brown suffering from withdrawal symptoms, is more unstable than a combination of Dick Cheney, George W Bush and Donald Rumsfeld combined.