UK - A Distraught Gordon 'Wanker' Brown started shaking and then suffers a meltdown whilst being interviewed on TV.

An angry and unstable 'Wanker' Brown turned on the media today, whilst doing a creditable impersonation of a headless chicken, as his much hyped attempts to re launch his long awaited fightback sank relentlessly into the sands of Iwo Jima.

'Wanker' Brown's morning had already been ruined by the news that The Scum has withdrawn its support for Labour. The support of the Murdoch empire had been seen as a crucial element to the effort to get 'Big' Tony and his new Labor project elected.

The shaking Prime Minister completely lost his cool on live TV and then, in his desperation to find some more of his prescription pain killers, tried to walk off at the end of an interview while still connected to a microphone.

This was not the only problem that he had today. During a hectic round of interviews on Sky, GMTV and the BBC, he kept complaining he was not being allowed to make his case or answer questions in full.

Suffering from the shakes I doubt that he could remember what the question were, let alone what he said in reply to them.

'Wanker' Browns opiate drug adiction was publicly revealed by the BBC's Andrew Marr on  his Sunday morning politics televison show, and before that on the excelent Guido Fawes Blog.