Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen

Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.
Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.

UK – Every time that you think that the Conservative Government could not sink any lower, they disappoint you. It has been reported in SENTINEL NEWS that the Police are now targeting Disabled Ex Servicemen and Servicewomen as potential terrorists. Continue reading “Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen”

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Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA

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Hi-Vis Jackets for the Untermensch
UK – It appears that David Porkeron’s suit jibe to Jeremy Corbyn has started that shrivelled pea that passes for Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s brain working overtime again. We at the Bastard have heard that Iain Dummkopf Schmitt  Continue reading “Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA”

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Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans

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Katie Hopkins

Katie Hopkins has suggested in an a magazine interview that there should be ‘euthanasia vans’ to deal with Britain’s overwhelming elderly population, yes when you imagine that gobshite Hopkins can’t sink to a new a low, she then does so. Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Sinks To A New Low Suggesting Euthanasia Vans”

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Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve

It was 3189announced last Wednesday that the monarchy is to get a 7% increase in its welfare cheque from the government.

Funny how Tories will bitch on about the cost of welfare in caring for people with disabilities Continue reading “Lizzy Gets A 7% Rise In Welfare Payments Whilst Disabled Peeps Starve”

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Katie Hopkins Has Her Twitter Account Hacked

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katie hopkins tweet comp

Apparently Katie Hopkins recently had her Twitter account hacked! I know that maybe I should not laugh but..LMFAO! LMFAO!

I am still waiting for the day to see live on television Katie Hopkins having her face sat on by Beth Ditto from indie rock Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Has Her Twitter Account Hacked”

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Lizzy Announces More Welfare Bashing! More Union Bashing!

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Queen Lizzy

There was no customary heckle from Dennis Skinner, as Black Rod entered the House of Commons, during this year’s official state opening of parliament. Though Dennis Skinner might not heckled at this year’s state opening of Continue reading “Lizzy Announces More Welfare Bashing! More Union Bashing!”

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Clueless Useless Nonsensical Tory Scum

3136Off to the Jobcentre Off with their heads!
Hanged by the neck until you are dead!
No money, No voice How will I cope?
Smiling, I’m smiling I’ll hand you this rope.
As I cut of your income for subsistence rules.
I’ll send you on workfare with none of the tools
I’m helping you, helping you No need for complaints
Now into the stocks put on the restraints
Everyone is smiling, the merry goes round
The birds never sing here no voices no sound.
No future, No feeling there is no escape!
The grasping and grinding. This vile corporate rape!
I’m helping you, helping you You need to be saved
I’ll piss on your corpse and shit on your grave.

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Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!

A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone - The Conservative wet dream! Shafting the work-less beyond the Pale!
A Map showing the new Capital Economic Zone – The Conservative wet dream! Shafting the work-less beyond the Pale!

UK – In another Scoop for the Bastard we can reveal that Boris Johnson is planning on declaring that he plans to create a new Capital Economic Zone, as the central plank of his bid for the leadership of the Conservative party.

He told us that the central Continue reading “Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmidt on Police Helicopter to collect £15!

Hammersmith and Fulham Police AKA the Keystone Cops!
Hammersmith and Fulham Police AKA the Keystone Cops!

UK – This morning the London borough of Hammersmith and Fulham was treated to the thrup, thrup of a Police helicopters conducting a grid search for an unemployed man who was thought to have found a £20-00 note.

It is understood that Mayor of the London Borough of Hammersmith Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmidt on Police Helicopter to collect £15!”

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Lady Elizabeth F’rskins-Smithe Arrested in Poison Scare!

Soho Square - Where Lady F'rskins-Smythe was arrested.
Soho Square – Where Lady F’rskins-Smythe was arrested.

UK – Once again Lady Elizabeth F’rskins-Smythe is in the News. She had parked her Rolls Royce in Soho Square Street and was handing out sheets of toilet paper dipped in noxious brown substance to anyone not wearing a suit in the London borough of Westminster. Continue reading “Lady Elizabeth F’rskins-Smithe Arrested in Poison Scare!”

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