UK – In another The Bastard exclusive our spies have discovered that the Daimion Green’s DWP is giving serious consideration to issuing free Dignitas vouchers to the sick and disabled. Continue reading “DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!”
UK – Thursdays EU referendum in the UK and its momentous result has fractured what passes for the political process. The Pound has fallen through the floor, as have stocks and shares and the United Kingdom’s credit rating. The big Continue reading “The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?”
UK – People often say that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. They go further by saying that if it appeared in a novel then no one would believe it.
You may even have heard of the Ivy league to which America’s Continue reading “Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.”
UK – We at the Bastard have occaisionally underestimated people in the political world.In this case it appears that we have with Iain Dummkopf Schmitt.
Who is said by people who have worked with him in the past to be the the stupidest ex guardsman from a regiment noted for its Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!”
UK – The manufacturers of the New Routemaster double decker busses AKA as Boris bus have recalled due to a power steering fault.
It appears that the power steering system will only allow the driver to drive in a straight Continue reading “468 Boris Busses to be recalled”
Now that prime Minister David Porkeron has announced that the Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union will be held on Thursday 23 June 2016.
In doing so He has launched a bitter civil war within his own conservative party. With Iain Continue reading “Reflections on the coming EU referendum”
UK – The starting gun having been fired for the EU referendum in 23 June 2016, the two warring wings of the conservative party have up to now have been something approaching civil to each other.
Now it is handbags at dawn with a full scale civil war! Hostilities were engaged innocently enough with David Porkaron handbagging Boris Johnson. Continue reading “Tory Civil War over Europe Warms UP!”
UK – In another Scoop for the Bastard we can reveal that Boris Johnson is planning on declaring that he plans to create a new Capital Economic Zone, as the central plank of his bid for the leadership of the Conservative party.
He told us that the central Continue reading “Exclusive: Boris to create a new Capital Economic Zone!”
UK – with only a matter of hours to go before voting starts in the Local and European Elections. BoJo and Posh Boy Dave are out on the stump to try and sure up the Tory vote.
BoJo and Posh boy are desperately trying to polish the turd that is the Conservative party, whose reputation for petty mindedness and corruption has been boosted by 4 years of sadism against the vulnerable in society in government. Continue reading “BoJo and Posh Boy try (and fail) to polish a Turd!”