UK Govt uses foxes to bury Byers Scandal

A fox hunt
A fox hunt

UK – The British Govt has announced that there will be another free vote on the banning on hunting with dogs shortly.

An unnamed contact within the cabinet has said that this is NOT an attempt to cover up the spate of scandals associated with New  Continue reading “UK Govt uses foxes to bury Byers Scandal”

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Bunkum Smith attacked for trying to score cheap points on the NHS

Ian Bunkum Smith
Ian Bunkum Smith

UK – The Prince of Hell Ian Bunkum Smith has been slated by both the Prime Minister and by some hospital after he tried to gain cheap political capital by slating aforementioned hospital.

IBS had attempted to draw attention to the fact that some lady constituent had had Continue reading “Bunkum Smith attacked for trying to score cheap points on the NHS”

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IBS rips off illegal Blair Babe trick

1Arch prince of hell and leader of the ‘Conservative Party’, Ian Bunkum Smith has announced that ‘only women can save the Conservative Party’. By this piece of nonsense, intended as a means of attracting voters without actually having to so anything, he means of course that women should be encouraged to stand for safe Tory seats. IBS was keen to explain that he did not mean that women are to stupid or pathetic to take and hold unsafe Tory seats.
A leading tory backbencher who prefers not to be named* said that the thought of their being more nubile young women at the tory party conference made him feel very happy. IBS himself refuted accusations that the ‘Widdecombe babes’ were not going to be mere automatons modelled after the Labour Party’s infamous babe-bevy, but would be more like the successful independent women of today, ie lapdancers.

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