Cameron Retires to Pursue his Dream of being a Pig Poke!

Pigs head
Sex is like a pork Pie boring without some spice. David Cameron’s preferred sexual hors d’oeuvres is we are told a Pigs head! We shudder to think what the main course would be!

UK – Former Prime Minister and MP for Witney in Oxfordshire has announced that he is retiring from Parliament to pursue his dream of becoming the King of the Pig Pokes!

Unlike his spiritual mentor the gangster ‘Big’ Tony Blair who went off to pursue his dream of being the most bribed Prime Continue reading “Cameron Retires to Pursue his Dream of being a Pig Poke!”

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The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?

The UK and EU to have a messy divorce
The UK and EU to have a messy divorce

UK – Thursdays EU referendum in the UK and its momentous result has fractured what passes for the political process. The Pound has fallen through the floor, as have stocks and shares and the United Kingdom’s credit rating. The big Continue reading “The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?”

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Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox

Thomas Mair
Thomas Mair

This week we have had the tragic murder of a British member of Parliament Jo Cox. The 52 year old attacker, Thomas Mair, is variously described as a mental case, a terrorist and a far right extremist. Though as Mair is white, and not a muslim, the press has gone rather quiet on the terrorist bit. Continue reading “Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox”

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Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.

The Bullingdon Club
The Bullingdon Club

UK – People often say that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. They go further by saying that if it appeared in a novel then no one would believe it.

You may even have heard of the Ivy league to which America’s Continue reading “Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.”

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Let crippled Porkeron carry on as PM

Pigs head
Pigs head – Can Cameron resist?

UK – The release of the Panama Papers, and the rapidly evolving scandal associated with it, is now is serious in danger of claiming some very high profile people.

It is not just David Porkeron who is at risk. Now the scalp of Porkeron’s anointed one Gideon Osborne is beginning to look distinctly vulnerable. especially after Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s suicide bombing of both him and his budget, allegedly over the cuts to disability benefits. Continue reading “Let crippled Porkeron carry on as PM”

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EU wants the UK to Quit

Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.
Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.

EU – In another The Bastard exclusive our European correspondent Zoot Allures has discovered that the EU is secretly funding and providing technical advice to the Britexit campaign.

It appears that the other members of the EU collectively Continue reading “EU wants the UK to Quit”

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Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen

Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.
Armed Police carrying Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifles and 9mm Glock pistols.

UK – Every time that you think that the Conservative Government could not sink any lower, they disappoint you. It has been reported in SENTINEL NEWS that the Police are now targeting Disabled Ex Servicemen and Servicewomen as potential terrorists. Continue reading “Terror Police to Target Disabled Ex Servicemen”

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Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!

Mossack Fonseca
Mossack Fonseca – the origin Panama papers.

UK –  With the release of the so called Panama Papers revealed that the great and the good have been hiding their tax affairs in offshore schemes.

In an inversion of the normal state of affairs, members of the Continue reading “Panama Papers: Conservative MP NOT Mentioned!”

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C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!

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Conservative christians reveling in the misery that they have inflicted on the poor sick and disabled.
UK – The recent suicide bombing of Gideon Osborne by the Prince of Darkness Iain Dummkopf Schmitt has brought a rare moment of clarity to the members of the Church of England.

Now the Church of England is Continue reading “C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!”

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