Lessons Labour needs to learn

The Labour party has some unpleasant lessons to learn. It has disconnected with the white working class who either voted Conservative or UKIP mostly UKIP.

Lesson:
1. Immigration matters this is not racist, it is the feeling of being swamped.
2. Have a clear concise vision that your leader passionately believes in.
3. Engage with the electorate not the money men. That means get the hell out of the ‘Westminster village’ and into your constituencies.
4. What sounds like a good idea in Islington is electoral suicide in the rest of the country.
5. Do not impose a leader on the Scottish Labour party from London. Let the Scottish MPs chose there own.
6. The job of the opposition is to oppose the government. Not prop it up.

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Hapless Labour Loses the Election!

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The full extent of Ed Miliband’s Failure

UK – Shock Horror the Conservatives won the Election. A pall of despair hangs over the the country. Who could possibly have seen this coming?

Well, anybody who is not connected with the Labour Party enough to have an objective view. Continue reading “Hapless Labour Loses the Election!”

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Sports relief?

Sports relief?
Sports relief?

UK – Is that some sort of masterbation competition?

Does the winner cum first or last?

Will Betfred be offering odds on the winner, in their TV Adverts?

Will there be a photo finish?

Will David Cameron be defending his title?

Will Ed Miliband be a serious challenger?

Where does Nick Clegg cum in the rankings?

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Ed Miliband: An Apology

Ed Miliband
Ed Miliband

UK – Last Sunday The Bastard ran a story where we alleged that the Blue Labor™ leader Ed Miliband had been rushed into an exclusive Harley Street Clinic, in order to have a backbone inserted. Together with the possibility that should the backbone have taken, that there would be an attempt to implant a Continue reading “Ed Miliband: An Apology”

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Ed Miliband rushed to Exclusive Private Hospital for Major Surgery

Ed Miliband at the precise moment that was fisted by David Cameron.
Ed Miliband at the precise moment that was fisted by David Cameron.

UK – In a shock development last night, the Labour leader ED Miliband was rushed into an exclusive Harley street clinic, for major surgery.

The word is that Ed Miliband is to have a backbone implanted, to replace one that he had removed when he joined the Blue Labor™ section of the Labour party. Continue reading “Ed Miliband rushed to Exclusive Private Hospital for Major Surgery”

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The Two Ed’s invited to join the Conservative Monday Club

The Two Ed's invited to join the Conservative Monday Club
The Two Ed’s invited to join the Conservative Monday Club

UK – In a shock development we at the Bastard have discovered that the two Ed’s New Labor™ Ed Miliband and Ed Balls have been invited to join the extreme right wing conservative think tank the Monday Club.

The two Ed’s are not the first members of New Labor™ to have joined the secretive Monday Club. Continue reading “The Two Ed’s invited to join the Conservative Monday Club”

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