Spoilt For Choice When It Comes to GOP Presidential Candidates! Err Not!

3185Earlier this week, Jeb Bush, brother of former US president George W. Bush, officially launched his campaign to be the GOP’s 2016 presidential candidate.

Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, Rand Paul, Donald Trump, all the serious candidates likely to gain the GOP’s nomination, they are Continue reading “Spoilt For Choice When It Comes to GOP Presidential Candidates! Err Not!”

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Obama Opens 9/11 Wankfest Museum

National September 11 Memorial Museum is little more than a wankfest to keep the wounds raw
National September 11 Memorial Museum is little more than a wankfest to keep the wounds raw

USA – Today US president Barack Obama opened the National September 11 Memorial Museum. A shrine to those who died in the 9/11. Obama had all the solemnity of a medieval Pope or Cardinal investing the bones of a saint at some cathedral or other. Continue reading “Obama Opens 9/11 Wankfest Museum”

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W sends Luck into Iraq

George W. Bush
George W. Bush

USA – Not having had much luck in Iraq, George “W” Bush has decided to send in a new guy.

Bush’s new man in Iraq is ironically* called General Luck. He is ostensibly there to review security in the light of a deteriorating security situation. Continue reading “W sends Luck into Iraq”

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Bush passes most Ironic act ever

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George W Bush

USA – George W Bush, world famous Prime Minister of North America, has signed into law a new approach to American world spying.

The ironically titled US Intelligence Bill creates another layer of bureaucracy in the US Intelligence business. Some guy Continue reading “Bush passes most Ironic act ever”

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Bush to chase the bullies of Bin Laden jr.

Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden

USA – The president of the USofA Mr George M Bush jr. quietly announced a new campaign today (9th April 2002) to track down and carpet-bomb the bullies of famous terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden.

Mr Bin Laden is said to have been bullied at school by the two thugs Continue reading “Bush to chase the bullies of Bin Laden jr.”

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Bush is an ungrateful bastard – Patricia Hewitt

moronic hick US president is an 'ungrateful bastard'
moronic hick US president is an ‘ungrateful bastard’

UK – The attractive and sophisticated British trade secretary, Patricia Hewitt, branded the moronic hick US president an ‘ungrateful bastard’ today after the Americans moved to restrict steel imports into the US.

In a flagrant violation of World Trade Organisation rules, the two Continue reading “Bush is an ungrateful bastard – Patricia Hewitt”

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Hindus go mad in India, but it doesn’t matter if they only attack Muslims, Bush says

Flames engulf shops set alight by rioters in Ahmedabad
Flames engulf shops set alight by rioters in Ahmedabad

India – Rioting in Gujarat in India has killed almost 485 people so far – an outrage by anyone’s standards.

The western world will not weep – they are Muslims who live in India.

So this will only become a Continue reading “Hindus go mad in India, but it doesn’t matter if they only attack Muslims, Bush says”

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The lesson of Enron

14USA – The collapse of the world’s biggest leccy company Enron is a lesson to us all: politicians today just aren’t as good value as they used to be.

Time was when you could bribe a world leader, such as Mr G Bush or the Conservatives, and know that you would be forever safe. Continue reading “The lesson of Enron”

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Ethnic Cleansing in Afghanistan – the world need never know

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More death and devastation in Afghanistan

Afghanistan – Thank goodness! No more terrorism! Okay, so we haven’t caught Bin Laden yet, probably never will (his CIA trainers trained him too well for that), and Pakistan has the explosive mix of nuclear weapons and two million Afghan refugees, but at least Bush managed to Continue reading “Ethnic Cleansing in Afghanistan – the world need never know”

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Bush: it’s okay to torture A-Rabs


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 Leader of the free world and second most powerful man in the universe* has said to the rest of the world that the appalling conditions that the suspected Al-Qaeda dudes are being kept in is okay because they are only arabic scum who would slit ur throat just as soon as look at you.

He went on to say that old traditions like innocent until proven guilty, humane punishment, non-torture of PoWs were not required with A-Rabs. Continue reading “Bush: it’s okay to torture A-Rabs”

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