Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox

Thomas Mair
Thomas Mair

This week we have had the tragic murder of a British member of Parliament Jo Cox. The 52 year old attacker, Thomas Mair, is variously described as a mental case, a terrorist and a far right extremist. Though as Mair is white, and not a muslim, the press has gone rather quiet on the terrorist bit. Continue reading “Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox”

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Let crippled Porkeron carry on as PM

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Pigs head – Can Cameron resist?

UK – The release of the Panama Papers, and the rapidly evolving scandal associated with it, is now is serious in danger of claiming some very high profile people.

It is not just David Porkeron who is at risk. Now the scalp of Porkeron’s anointed one Gideon Osborne is beginning to look distinctly vulnerable. especially after Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s suicide bombing of both him and his budget, allegedly over the cuts to disability benefits. Continue reading “Let crippled Porkeron carry on as PM”

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C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!

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Conservative christians reveling in the misery that they have inflicted on the poor sick and disabled.
UK – The recent suicide bombing of Gideon Osborne by the Prince of Darkness Iain Dummkopf Schmitt has brought a rare moment of clarity to the members of the Church of England.

Now the Church of England is Continue reading “C of E in Moral Panic Meltdown!”

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Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!

Iain Duncan Smith cheers at the prospect of vulnerable people being killed
Iain Duncan Smith cheers at the prospect of vulnerable people being killed. He has now resigned from the cabinet over cuts to disability benefits.

UK – We at the Bastard have occaisionally underestimated people in the political world.In this case it appears that we have with Iain Dummkopf Schmitt.

Who is said by people who have worked with him in the past to be the the stupidest ex guardsman from a regiment noted for its Continue reading “Iain Dummkopf Schmitt buries the Gidiot’s chances of becoming PM!”

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Hypothermia Jack Latest

The victims wheelchair found by police in found in Swanbourne, Buckinghamshire.

UK – The latest from the Bastard’s contacts within the Police forensic laboratories is that the victim was disabled and that he had been quadriplegic from birth.

Police still have not managed to establish the victim’s identity. Continue reading “Hypothermia Jack Latest”

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Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!

An Artist's impression of the serial killer Hypothermic Jack
An Artist’s impression of the serial killer known to the public as Hypothermia Jack

UK – There has been another homeless person’s body found in the picturesque Cotswold village of Much Thrashing on the Marsh

Police say that the body bears all the hallmarks of another killing by the serial killer known to the police as Hypothermia Jack. Continue reading “Hypothermia Jack claims another Homeless man!”

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Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!

Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property
Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property

UK – In a bizarre move inspired by Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s move yesterday to seizure of the funeral suits of the recently departed. Jeremy Hunt the health secretary and the Chancellor of the exchequer Gideon Osbourne has ordered that all NHS property is to be returned to the NHS department of finance before a death certificate can be issued. Continue reading “Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!”

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Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA

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Hi-Vis Jackets for the Untermensch
UK – It appears that David Porkeron’s suit jibe to Jeremy Corbyn has started that shrivelled pea that passes for Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s brain working overtime again. We at the Bastard have heard that Iain Dummkopf Schmitt  Continue reading “Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA”

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Reflections on the coming EU referendum

Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union to be held on Thursday 23 June.
Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union will be held on Thursday 23 June 2016.

Now that prime Minister David Porkeron has announced that the Referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union will be held on Thursday 23 June 2016.

In doing so He has launched a bitter civil war within his own conservative party. With Iain Continue reading “Reflections on the coming EU referendum”

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Tory Civil War over Europe Warms UP!

Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond
Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond

UK – The starting gun having been fired for the EU referendum in 23 June  2016, the two warring wings of the conservative party have up to now have been something approaching civil to each other.

Now it is handbags at dawn with a full scale civil war! Hostilities were engaged innocently enough with David Porkaron handbagging Boris Johnson. Continue reading “Tory Civil War over Europe Warms UP!”

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