Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!

Tony Blair: The New Messiah!
Tony Blair: The New Messiah!

UK – It has been reported in the Sunday Times that the former Nu Labor™ Prime Minister Tony Blair has expressed a wish to return to politics, in order to save Mrs Thatcher’s legacy from the ravages of democrosy and the Labour party. Continue reading “Tony Blair announces that He is the New Messiah, Returned to Save the Labour Party!”

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Fluffy Bunnies and Fox Hunting, Blood Sports are Back!

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Nigel Farage tries to kiss Diane James.

UK – The Party Conference season is on us again. The Greens kicked it off with theirs at the University of Birmingham on the second of September. An event of such momentous magnitude that no one actually noticed it was happening. Continue reading “Fluffy Bunnies and Fox Hunting, Blood Sports are Back!”

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Good Government depends of a strong opposition. Not a Farce!

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Jeremy Corbyn Vcs Owen Smith. The people Vcs the Machine

UK – The Government is in disarray. The prime minister David Cameron has dug a great big hole and pushed the country into it before resigning. His replacement Theresa May has purged her predecessors cronies from the cabinet.

At a time when the opposition should be capitalising on this Continue reading “Good Government depends of a strong opposition. Not a Farce!”

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The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?

The UK and EU to have a messy divorce
The UK and EU to have a messy divorce

UK – Thursdays EU referendum in the UK and its momentous result has fractured what passes for the political process. The Pound has fallen through the floor, as have stocks and shares and the United Kingdom’s credit rating. The big Continue reading “The UK and the EU: Who is to Blame for this Mess?”

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Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox

Thomas Mair
Thomas Mair

This week we have had the tragic murder of a British member of Parliament Jo Cox. The 52 year old attacker, Thomas Mair, is variously described as a mental case, a terrorist and a far right extremist. Though as Mair is white, and not a muslim, the press has gone rather quiet on the terrorist bit. Continue reading “Whichever way you look David Cameron Murdered Jo Cox”

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Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA

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Hi-Vis Jackets for the Untermensch
UK – It appears that David Porkeron’s suit jibe to Jeremy Corbyn has started that shrivelled pea that passes for Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s brain working overtime again. We at the Bastard have heard that Iain Dummkopf Schmitt  Continue reading “Job seekers required to wear Suits to Qualify for JSA”

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Smearing and Bitterness Rising As Labour Seek A New Leader

Jeremy Corbyn
Jeremy Corbyn

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before David Ike declares that Jeremy Corbyn is in fact a 10ft reptilian being & of course I’m sure if Jeremy Corbyn is elected Labour leader that Alex Jones being the predictable dickhead loon that he is will be making out Corbyn is a member Continue reading “Smearing and Bitterness Rising As Labour Seek A New Leader”

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No battle is more viscous than that between Brothers

Jeremy Corbyn addressing a huge crowd of supporters in London.
Jeremy Corbyn addressing a huge crowd of supporters in London.

UK – It seems to me that no battle is more viscous than that between brothers. Or should that be comrades? Somehow I do not think that the Blairites have ever regarded themselves as comrades.

What we are seeing within the Labour party during the leadership election is a prime example of this. The Blairites are so desperate not to lose the leadership and control of the party that they are tearing each other apart in the scramble for the ultimate prize. Continue reading “No battle is more viscous than that between Brothers”

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Worried and Depressed? Err Not If You Are A Corbynite

Jeremy Corbyn speaking at another packed rally
Jeremy Corbyn speaking at another packed rally

According to Liz Kendall many Labour members are worried and depressed!?!? Err not so if you’re a Corbynite as right now we are pretty upbeat, Jeremy Corbyn is packing out auditoriums up & down the nation with rapturous and ecstatic crowds cheering him Continue reading “Worried and Depressed? Err Not If You Are A Corbynite”

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The Cyclops Damns them all!

3212UK – The Blairites on the extreme right of the Labour party have finally shown their desperation and frustration with their false messiah ‘Big’ Tony Blair’s failure to revive their leadership campaigns, by resurrecting the Cyclops.

The resurrection of the Cyclops AKA Gordon ‘Wanker’ Brown is a desperate, misguided and suicidal attempt to stave off a humiliating victory by Jeremy Corbyn in the leadership contest. Continue reading “The Cyclops Damns them all!”

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