Mary and Joseph arrive in London. Mary is Heavily pregnant, riding on a donkey.
Turned away from all London Hotels!
Served a ASBO for trying to shelter in a city petting farm and London Zoo!
Their donkey and other possession confiscated by the police, on orders from the chief constable!
Mary demonised as a slag who only go pregnant in order to get a council house!
Joseph demonised as a feckless council estate stag!
Baby Jesus taken into care, as Mary is an unfit mother!
Shepherds? In London?
Three Wise men? You have to be kidding!
And finally a joke for you:
Why wasn’t Jesus a Tory? Because they could not find three wise men or a virgin.