468 Boris Busses to be recalled

A Boris bus
A Boris bus – 458 recalled due to a serious steering fault.

UK – The manufacturers of the New Routemaster double decker busses AKA as Boris bus have recalled due to a power steering fault.

It appears that the power steering system will only allow the driver to drive in a straight Continue reading “468 Boris Busses to be recalled”

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Tory nativity 2013:

Imagine the scene:

Mary and Joseph arrive in London. Mary is Heavily pregnant, riding on a donkey.
Turned away from all London Hotels!
Served a ASBO for trying to shelter in a city petting farm and London Zoo!
Their donkey and other possession confiscated by the police, on orders from the chief constable!
Mary demonised as a slag who only go pregnant in order to get a council house!
Joseph demonised as a feckless council estate stag!
Baby Jesus taken into care, as Mary is an unfit mother!
Shepherds? In London?
Three Wise men? You have to be kidding!

And finally a joke for you:

Why wasn’t Jesus a Tory? Because they could not find three wise men or a virgin.

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You Can Vote Once Then You Can Vote Again…hey Ain’t democracy Via Electoral Fraud Brilliant!

Sheffield's Hallum where people were locked preventing them from voting
Sheffield’s Hallum where people were locked preventing them from voting

UK – You need to show valid ID to buy alcohol, you need Id to buy cigarettes; I’ve heard stories being asked for photo ID to buy a pet, I’ve even heard a story of somebody well over the age of 18 being asked for photo ID to buy a DVD at their local supermarket. But all you need to vote in Britain all you need is a polling card & it doesn’t have to Continue reading “You Can Vote Once Then You Can Vote Again…hey Ain’t democracy Via Electoral Fraud Brilliant!”

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Arrest this Violent Rioter!

Can you Identify this Dangerous Rioter? Do You Work with Him? If So Contact Us. He needs removing from society for his own protection.
Can you Identify this Dangerous Rioter? Do You Work with Him? If So Contact Us. He needs removing from society for his own protection.

UK – Once again the police have shown their true colours by being the most violent and out of control bunch of thugs, second only to the infamous ‘Black and Tans’, and ‘5’ controlled UFF.

This picture will become the picture of the G20 conference in the UK, with a brutal thug smashing a protester in the face with his police issued night stick. Continue reading “Arrest this Violent Rioter!”

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Gary Glitter and Jonathan King to Open Michael Jackson’s O2 Gigs

Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter and Jonathan King
Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter and Jonathan King

UK – In another the Bastard exclusive, we bring you the shock news that American superstar Michael Jackson has engaged disgraced pop stars’ Gary Glitter and Jonathan King to Open his 50 gig run at London’s O2 Arena. Continue reading “Gary Glitter and Jonathan King to Open Michael Jackson’s O2 Gigs”

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