Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!

Prime Minister Theresa May and President Elect Donald Trump

UK –  Once again we have a new US President and a Newish British Primeminister. Thoughts turn once again to that most cherished of political fictions. The so called ‘special relationship’ between the United States and the United Kingdom. Continue reading “Theresa May to Renew the Special Relationship!”

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Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.

The Bullingdon Club
The Bullingdon Club

UK – People often say that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. They go further by saying that if it appeared in a novel then no one would believe it.

You may even have heard of the Ivy league to which America’s Continue reading “Top Tories Start New Skull and Bones Club.”

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Is this Margaret Hilda Roberts?

We have a special for you today. Found at a postcard fair in London the long lost connection between Margaret Thatcher’s right wing authoritarian views and her spiritual mentor Adolf Hitler.

Adolf Hitler and could that be a young Margaret Hilda Roberts?

Adolf Hitler and a young Margaret Hilda Roberts

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Rochdale: Much media Huffing and Puffing and the Paedophiles get off scot free once again!

The Independent Cover Up of Child Sexual Exploitation in Rotherham 1997-2013
The Independent Cover Up of Child Sexual Exploitation in Rotherham 1997-2013

UK – Once again the plight of children in care has come to national prominence with a report saying that as many as 1400 children were systematically abused and pimped out by Pakistani Gangs between 1997 and 2013.

That such abuse was known about for almost all the time it was happening and that officials Continue reading “Rochdale: Much media Huffing and Puffing and the Paedophiles get off scot free once again!”

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How Thatcher caught CJD – Mad Cow Disease!

How Margaret Thatcher caught CJD

The unspeakable holding the uneatable.!
The unspeakable holding the uneatable! – Attila the Stockbroker!

UK – This is yet another of the world famous times when your favorite publication, The Bastard brings you the the long suppressed truth about (in)famous people.

This time it is about the conservative demi god Margaret Thatcher. She really was a mad cow.

Who would have thought that an innocent visit to McDonalds would have resulted with Margaret Thatcher contracting Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD).

CJD is the human form of the prion disease Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE)

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If a senior Tory Paedophile went to trial?

Our former Paedophile Prime Minister Edward Heath
Our former Paedophile Prime Minister Edward Heath

UK – Has anyone wondered what would happen if a former senior conservative minister was charged with historic paedophile offences. What would be the fallout? What would the effect be upon British politics and the next election.

The Conservative party is currently engaged in a campaign to canonise the late former Prime minister Margaret Thatcher. Continue reading “If a senior Tory Paedophile went to trial?”

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When the Bankers commit Fraud, why does no one go to Jail?

The organised crime capital of the United Kingdom.
The organised crime capital of the United Kingdom.

UK – When we think of banks, our thoughts should turn to safe places in which to place our money. Run by sober and responsible men with propriety. A safe place within which to keep our money, and from whom both customers and industry could borrow money.

Before Thatcher’s so called “Big Continue reading “When the Bankers commit Fraud, why does no one go to Jail?”

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As Loathsome Michael Gove, is he is absolutely right about grade inflation.

Looks like he is remembering the ????? he got from the social workers.
Looks like he is remembering the ????? he got from the social workers.

UK – The Loathsome as Michael Gove is he is absolutely right about grade inflation. Yet another big thank you Margaret Thatcher and Kenneth Baker. This was then Compounded by Tony Blair.

Grade inflation has cost students their grants, tuition and course fees and the financial advantage Continue reading “As Loathsome Michael Gove, is he is absolutely right about grade inflation.”

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One Nation Tories launch a fund to build a Memorial to Margaret Thatcher.

The Thatcher memorial urinals.
The Thatcher memorial urinals.

UK – In Yet another The Bastard Exclusive, we have discovered that One nation and Scottish Conservatives are to launch a public subscription to pay for a fitting Memorial to the former Conservative Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. One of such standing and dignity that people will be able to express their true Continue reading “One Nation Tories launch a fund to build a Memorial to Margaret Thatcher.”

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ALL COPPERS ARE BASTARDS – a closer investigation

3018I realize most of you do not share my habit of reading the Daily Mail Nazi when I think nobody’s looking, but events at the recent G8 summit made interesting reading. Since the Public Order Act of 1986, it has been illegal to hold any sort of political protest Continue reading “ALL COPPERS ARE BASTARDS – a closer investigation”

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