Daily Mail Banned as Worries about Fake News take Centre Stage!

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The Daily Mail headlines, Reminiscent of ‘Der Sturmer’ a A Nazi party tabloid from the 1930s

UK – Some good news for a change. Fleet street newspaper editors were stunned today when one of the few newspapers that are still profitable, the Daily Mail, was closed down and publication banned for publishing fake news.

It appears that publishers of the Daily Mail has fallen victim to the hysteria generated by Donald Trump’s US presidential election victory. Continue reading “Daily Mail Banned as Worries about Fake News take Centre Stage!”

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Tory voter gets what she wished for and She does not like it!

Tory voter expressing delight at receiving the treatment that she wanted others to have
Tory voter expressing delight at receiving the treatment that she wanted others to have

UK – Thursday night’s Question time on the BBC provided some serious entertainment for a change. Normally we have the same bunch of clones in both the audience and on the panel spouting the same old ritualised twaddle.

This week we were treated to the satisfying sight of a Conservative voter, Michelle Dorrell, 35, getting exactly what she had voted for inflicted upon her own family. Continue reading “Tory voter gets what she wished for and She does not like it!”

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Can you see what is wrong with this Picture?

3221Middle East – This picture of Alan Kurdi’s body on the beach is possibly the most famous picture of Syrian refugees on the world wide web. It has come to symbolise why we have to do something about the Syrian problem. No one is sure what – leave the something to the politicals.

But all is not what it seems. For starters the family was fleeing Turkey, not Syria. They had been living in Turkey for three years. Continue reading “Can you see what is wrong with this Picture?”

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Katie Hopkins Television Show Versus Me

3214Despite it being pretty fucking obvious I think Katie Hopkins is the vilest of vile cunts, I’ve had peeps ask me if I’ve seen Katie Hopkins new television show.

You’d not expect me to attend a Nazi Party rally & so why would Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Television Show Versus Me”

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Do I need Therapy Because I Didn’t Find Cilla Black or Morecambe and Wise Entertaining

Cilla Black on the Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise show in the 1970s
Cilla Black on the Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise show in the 1970s

I can’t say I was that mournful about the death of Cilla Black the weekend before last, I never found her entertaining what-so-ever! I actually found Cilla’s manner patronising & cringeworthy & I always knew that beaming frigging smile of hers hid the likelihood she was a scornful bitch in private, oh & lets not forget that she was a Thatcherite supporting friend of Continue reading “Do I need Therapy Because I Didn’t Find Cilla Black or Morecambe and Wise Entertaining”

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Harriet Harman Attempts To Rig The Labour Leadership Election Against Jeremy Corbyn

3207Funny how when Green Party members defect to the Labour it’s considered ‘disruptive entryism’ & yet when Tory voters defect to join the Labour ranks it’s considered a ‘triumph coup’.

I guess it must be a ludicrous Continue reading “Harriet Harman Attempts To Rig The Labour Leadership Election Against Jeremy Corbyn”

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Katie Hopkins Disappears up Her Own Rectum!

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Katie Hopkins

UK – News just in. Katie Hopkins the British television personality and columnist has vanished up her own Rectum. The accident happened whilst she was practicing Yoga.

Hopkins first appeared on television as a contestant on the third UK series of the reality television programme The Apprentice in 2007. Since then she has become a media personality and public béte noire by being able to spout the vilest of opinions at the drop of a hat. Continue reading “Katie Hopkins Disappears up Her Own Rectum!”

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85% of US children believe that The Flintstones is real!

History for Republican Children
History for Republican Children

USA – Every so often we at The Bastard commissions a survey to assess the public mood just for the hell of it. Not just in the UK.

We keep getting worrying reports that our cosines across the pond have some really strange ideas. When we heard that a majority of Americans think that dinosaurs roamed the earth together with man a mere 4000 years ago. We had to see if it was true. Continue reading “85% of US children believe that The Flintstones is real!”

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Gay Marriage Is Legal Get Over It!

3194A Fox News pundit said gay marriage would lead to there being floods, this of course is utter bullshit & it ain’t original.

It’s been 10 days since the Supreme Court of the United States announced its historical decision to legalise same-sex marriage in all 50 states & Continue reading “Gay Marriage Is Legal Get Over It!”

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