Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed

Kellogg's secret ingredient revealed
Kellogg’s secret ingredient revealed: Fresh Urine on draft.

USA – For years the Breakfast Cereal company Kellogg’s has been obsessively secretive about the recipes and production processes used to make their products.

This obsession dates back to the company’s founder, militant Continue reading “Kellogg’s secret Ingredient finally revealed”

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Golden Paste – The magic of Turmeric

3211In eastern medicine the health benefits eating Turmeric AKA Poor man’s saffron, Garlic and Ginger have long been know. This week we have decided to re-publish a recipe for Golden Paste. A popular way of taking turmeric medicinally.

As with any traditional recipe use at your own risk.

This is the Number One Golden Paste (GP) recipe that has been tried and tested by thousands of Turmeric User Group users across the globe.

This recipe may be used for humans as well as animals. Continue reading “Golden Paste – The magic of Turmeric”

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At last the Government starts taking Ebola seriously

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An Ebola patient.

UK – Three months after Médecins Sans Frontières revealed that the Ebola outbreak in Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia in West Africa was out of control. The British government has got round to calling a meeting of COBRA to discuss the issue.

Médecins Sans Frontières made this announcement on the 27/06/2014. On that day The Bastard recognising that the seriousness of the situation published an article called Where the Hell are the Ebola Controls? Continue reading “At last the Government starts taking Ebola seriously”

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Ebola Patient released from hospital after miracle vaccine!

An image of the Ebola virus.
An image of the Ebola virus.

UK – The discharge of the first British person, William Pooley, to contract Ebola during the outbreak in West Africa has been discharged from hospital after making a full recovery. Will have come as a great relief to his family.

Indeed we are very pleased for him. Even more so we are pleased that so far there has not been a Continue reading “Ebola Patient released from hospital after miracle vaccine!”

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Ebola Exposes Secret London Germ Lab!

The High Level Isolation Unit at the Royal Free Hospital
The High Level Isolation Unit at the Royal Free Hospital

UK – Sundays arrival in the United Kingdom of Ebola infected volunteer nurse William Pooley, 29, has done more than expose the population of this country to the risk of an outbreak of Ebola.

The Department of Health confirmed that Mr Pooley was flown to RAF Northolt in a specially equipped Military Continue reading “Ebola Exposes Secret London Germ Lab!”

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Israeli Health Ministry Orders another 500 Kidneys for Transplant.

A kidney transplant in progress
A kidney transplant in progress

Israeli Apartheid State – Yesterday the Israeli Health ministry put in an order, to the Israeli Defence Forces for a new batch of human organs for transplants.

During the last 72 hours medics have finally managed to make significant progress in harvesting the organs from the mountain of bodies created during the Recent Electioneering in the Gaza Strip. The recent 72 hour pause in electioneering has allowed medics catch up with the backlog of organs waiting to be harvested. Continue reading “Israeli Health Ministry Orders another 500 Kidneys for Transplant.”

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How Thatcher caught CJD – Mad Cow Disease!

How Margaret Thatcher caught CJD

The unspeakable holding the uneatable.!
The unspeakable holding the uneatable! – Attila the Stockbroker!

UK – This is yet another of the world famous times when your favorite publication, The Bastard brings you the the long suppressed truth about (in)famous people.

This time it is about the conservative demi god Margaret Thatcher. She really was a mad cow.

Who would have thought that an innocent visit to McDonalds would have resulted with Margaret Thatcher contracting Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD).

CJD is the human form of the prion disease Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE)

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Where the Hell are the Ebola Controls?

Ebola coming soon to a city near you - thanks to the Conservatives.
Ebola coming soon to a city near you – thanks to the Conservatives.

West Africa – Recently Médecins Sans Frontiéres revealed that the Ebola outbreak in Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia in West Africa was out of control. Some 400 people have so far died as a result of being infected.

Now Luis Sambo, Regional Director, Africa for the World Health Organisation, said, ‘This is no longer a country specific outbreak but a sub-regional crisis that requires firm action by governments and partners.’ Continue reading “Where the Hell are the Ebola Controls?”

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Vaccinations: A civic duty, or destroying humanity?

Patients are currently given annual injection of what pharmaceutical scientists hope will be the inactivated strains of the dominant influenza viruses.
Patients are currently given annual injection of what pharmaceutical scientists hope will be the inactivated strains of the dominant influenza viruses.

UK – It is about this time every year the same old message. “Be a good citizen and get your flu vaccination and get your pneumococcal vaccination.” This year it is from the International Longevity Centre (ILC-UK) a front lobbying Westminster for the pharmaceutical industry.

Is it a good idea, or does disease, Continue reading “Vaccinations: A civic duty, or destroying humanity?”

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Terrifying new Zombie virus discovered up North!

A crowd of Zombies up north.
A crowd of Zombies up north.

UK – The Bastard has discovered that scientists from the CDC and Porton Down have discovered the existence of a whole new family of highly contagious viruses.

The team of medics descended on a popular and well known old peoples home in Berwick on Tweed dressed in their CDC and Continue reading “Terrifying new Zombie virus discovered up North!”

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