DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!

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Dignitas – Dignity in Life, Dignity in Death.

UK – In another The Bastard exclusive our spies have discovered that the Daimion Green’s DWP is giving serious consideration to issuing free Dignitas vouchers to the sick and disabled. Continue reading “DWP To hand out Digitas Vouchers to the Sick and Disabled!”

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Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!

Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property
Your relative waiting for the government to harvest their body for NHS property

UK – In a bizarre move inspired by Iain Dummkopf Schmitt’s move yesterday to seizure of the funeral suits of the recently departed. Jeremy Hunt the health secretary and the Chancellor of the exchequer Gideon Osbourne has ordered that all NHS property is to be returned to the NHS department of finance before a death certificate can be issued. Continue reading “Government demands that the deceased return all NHS Property!”

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Michael Gove to Replace Science with RE in the National Curriculum

Michael Gove reaching for our reporters flies during our interview.
Michael Gove reaching for our reporters flies during our interview.

UK – Conservative education minister Michael Gove is to announce further changes to the national curriculum this week. Out goes Physics, Chemistry and Biology to be replaced Biblical science.

The news comes out from comments made to a reporter for Continue reading “Michael Gove to Replace Science with RE in the National Curriculum”

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Chris Grayling and Michael Gove plan on the job training for state schools.

Chris Grayling: "My Penis is this big", Michael Gove: "Can I touch it?"
Chris Grayling: “My Penis is this big”, Michael Gove: “Can I touch it?”

UK – Conservative government ministers have announced that henceforth, there will be a curfew placed on all school aged children, requiring them to be in their homes by six o’ clock on school days.

In order to police this, G4S security men will roam the streets of all our major towns and Continue reading “Chris Grayling and Michael Gove plan on the job training for state schools.”

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Are these suitable question for the National Curriculum 2015 Maths syllabus?

Education is 'Safe in our hands'
Education is ‘Safe in our hands’

UK – A friend in the Department for Education gave me this. I am getting a little concerned that questions like the ones below are less to do with maths and more to do with the political indoctrination of school children.

They bear a remarkable similarity to some from Continue reading “Are these suitable question for the National Curriculum 2015 Maths syllabus?”

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Education: What has gone wrong?

Not just Michael Gove, but every UK Education minister since the 1960's
Not just Michael Gove, but every UK Education minister since the 1960’s

UK – The news that Education in the UK has slipped further behind that of our competitors. The UK is now ranked 26th in the world education league table as published by the OECD.

This is very interesting, because for the last 50 years the education Continue reading “Education: What has gone wrong?”

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Is Michael Gove fit to be the Minister of Education?

Correct me if I am wrong, but is not the “Department for Education” an example of BAD grammar? Department of Education seems to me a much more grammatically correct.

All rather Ironic really, for a Government, and Minister who are constantly demanding better standards of education.

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As Loathsome Michael Gove, is he is absolutely right about grade inflation.

Looks like he is remembering the ????? he got from the social workers.
Looks like he is remembering the ????? he got from the social workers.

UK – The Loathsome as Michael Gove is he is absolutely right about grade inflation. Yet another big thank you Margaret Thatcher and Kenneth Baker. This was then Compounded by Tony Blair.

Grade inflation has cost students their grants, tuition and course fees and the financial advantage Continue reading “As Loathsome Michael Gove, is he is absolutely right about grade inflation.”

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